Euro 2008 Horror Hair: Jens Lehmann, Germany
Jens in danger of picking up Curly Monk nickname
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That bald patch is getting bigger, and the curly mop around it can no longer disguise this fact. It’s like an area of deforestation in the Black Forest. I don’t know whether Euro 2008 is stressing him out, but every time Germany play there seems to be less curls and more skin. In fact, I’m pretty sure he is turning into Jeremy Clarkson. Our sister site Arsenal Pies spotted Lehmann trying to cover his bald spot up, and we don’t mean a combover!

















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