Horror Hair: Neymar Channels Sigue Sigue Sputnik

Chris Wright

27th, March 2011


By Chris Wright

Prodigiously talented he may well be, but the fluffy mohawk plume which Brazilian starlet Neymar opted to sport during his two-goal run-out against Scotland at the Emirates this afternoon left him a pair of shredded fishnets away from looking like the lead singer for South America’s preeminent Sigue Sigue Sputnik tribute band.

I’m also picking up shades of a certain animated warthog…

Either way, it’s not a good look.