With the geese sufficiently corpulent and the big day crowning on the horizon, Pies are once again here to help with our annual Christmas Football Gift Guide.
As approved by Dirk Kuyt* himself, it’s the official
Post-it adhesive office note of Feyenoord FC.
Competitively priced at just €5.99 (roughly £5) from the Dutch side’s official webstore, these are the very
Post-it adhesive office notes that Dirk Kuyt uses to stick his weekly shopping list to the fridge**…
(*Item may or may not be personally approved by Dirk Kuyt)
(**Despite that, we’re fairly sure this is a 100% factual statement)
Pies’ 2016 Christmas Football Gift Guide…
No.1: Yeovil Town Cigarette Lighter
No.2: Hartlepool United Temporary Sailor Tattoos
No.3: FC Zurich Replacement Sink Plug
No.4: Fiorentina Paperclips
No.5: LA Galaxy ‘Stretcher Cart’ Building Block Set
This way for more Christmas gift ideas from Pies’ groaning archives.