Ezequiel Lavezzi Has Some…Ahem…’Intimate’ Photos Leaked, Ashley Cole And Kolo Toure Inevitably Photoshopped In

Chris Wright

6th, August 2014

By Chris Wright


As you’ve no doubt seen, Ezequiel Lavezzi has had a batch of…how to put this?…”intimate” photos leaked all over the internet this morning, showing the PSG forward cavorting/romping with an anonymous young lady while wearing a jaunty policeman’s hat.

There are far more…ahem…”intimate” photos in the batch, but we as an independent football site couldn’t possibly publish them. That’s what Google Image Search is for anyway.

Of course, it then didn’t take long for the interent to pounce on the Lavezzi photos and respond in now-customary fashion – by making the same “in and around the box” joke several thousand times and then photoshopping, you’ve guessed it, “lurking Ashley Cole” and “peeping Kolo Toure” into the photos, much to the merriment of all who gaze uponst them…



Welcome to modern football, people.

(Images via Football Ramble)