The Top 10 Sexiest Footballers In The World
By Vanessa from Kickette.com
Rather than get a bunch of sweaty men to assemble a random bunch of man crushes, Pies asked Vanessa, the editor of Kickette (the online authority on hot footballers), to compile her Top 10 Sexiest Footballers In The World. Take it away, Vanessa…
“Being asked to pick a list of the 10 hottest footballers is a real challenge. There are so many factors at play – their thunder-thigh to bank statement ratio always trips us up, for example. So rather than use our usual lengthy algorithms that take pitch prowess, chin dimples and astrology into consideration, we’ve gone old school and simply selected ten players that we think truly make the best game in the world the most beautiful…”
10. David Beckham (LA Galaxy/Milan) - Good old Becks (literally. He does need to start some sort of anti-aging skincare regimen). David's comfortable posing in his underwear for money, would never show up to an event dressed in last season's colours, can handle the haters with ease and we love that an Englishman is seen the world over as the poster-boy for sexy athleticism and extreme wealth.
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Pique doesn’t even have a chin. That’s not sexy. And Cesc looks like a sad dog.
Gerard Pique is hot and Yoann Gourcuff looks delicious. Definitely missing Henry.
Don’t agree with most of the other men on that list though. C-Ron, really? Maybe if you’re gay I suppose.
no torres? he makes me wet, and i’m a dude :(
No Kuyt? No Yossi or Riera?
I miss some REAL English players. I mean playing for the England national and an English club….
mmmmmmmm…. yoann is sooooo hot. he is the real number 1
Where’s my Nando? :( And at the other end of the scale Gattuso is also quite sexy in a sort of animated rug/Wolfman type way.
How on earth does C-Ron beat Iker?! You’re BLIND, woman, BLIND. And I love Kickette
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Where would Wayne Rooney fit in all this?
Fabio Cannavaro?? really?? he looks like the prison yard bitch that gets traded for cigarettes. Face it, he’s aging badly and his hair ain’t coming back and he badly needs a fringe cause like Samson, he’s nothin’ without his crowning glory. This is a very bad list. Where is Zidane? where is Thierry Henry? where is Rafa Marquez? you know, handsome men that look like men that don’t rely on so much product & posing to achieve their appeal. As for Beckham – the emperor has no clothes, literally. He’s just another badly aging, overrated bland white boy. Whatever. Some of us don’t buy the hype.
top 10 is a top 11 :))
and c-ron looks like shit.
no david villa or thierry ?!
wtf is fabio cannavaro doing in there… lolz
Everyone that thinks C-Ron is ugly should go ahead and see an eye doctor.
WHere are the likes of Benayoun and Kuyt?
Where is Xabi Alonso?? And C-Ron? Sexiest? Are you kidding me?
HEY !
But where is Freddy ljungberg ?
WHERE IS NANDO?
glad you put in cesc though cause he’s just a total babe :)
Man, I blew my load by the time I got to number 5.
I feel sleepy, so Illbe back for 6-10 later.
Fabragas? Kenwyne Jones? Get outta here! Tim Cahill is a midget wog (although a decent footballer) and is seriously ugly. He has a filthy Aussie accent in addition. Torres would get my vote although his favourite pasttimes (assembling furniture at home) might negate his good looks. Daveeed Ginola & Freddie Lungjberg in their heydays for sure!
I will make the list
when i put on a face mask that is
I think Torres have a look at this Torres Memorabilia website they have Torres signed photos for only £74.99.
No Alonso? Did a sour Red still bitter at his departure compile this?
No Torres? I guess not a Red afterall, but the list’s credibility is out the window.
Jones? He’s alright but nothing special.
Cannavaro? No.
Cahill in the list? Surely you meant Arteta?
CRon at No. 1? Oh, NOW I get it! You were being ironic… but then why are Cesc and Santa Cruz on the list?
is not on the top his ugly
Come on i should be noumber 1 with my rat teeth