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The Top 10 Sexiest Footballers In The World

By Vanessa from Kickette.com

Rather than get a bunch of sweaty men to assemble a random bunch of man crushes, Pies asked Vanessa, the editor of Kickette (the online authority on hot footballers), to compile her Top 10 Sexiest Footballers In The World. Take it away, Vanessa…

“Being asked to pick a list of the 10 hottest footballers is a real challenge. There are so many factors at play – their thunder-thigh to bank statement ratio always trips us up, for example. So rather than use our usual lengthy algorithms that take pitch prowess, chin dimples and astrology into consideration, we’ve gone old school and simply selected ten players that we think truly make the best game in the world the most beautiful…”

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10. David Beckham (LA Galaxy/Milan) - Good old Becks (literally. He does need to start some sort of anti-aging skincare regimen). David's comfortable posing in his underwear for money, would never show up to an event dressed in last season's colours, can handle the haters with ease and we love that an Englishman is seen the world over as the poster-boy for sexy athleticism and extreme wealth.

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By Ollie Irish on February 9th, 2010 in Top 10s & lists. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.
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96 Responses to “The Top 10 Sexiest Footballers In The World”

  1. K says:

    Pique doesn’t even have a chin. That’s not sexy. And Cesc looks like a sad dog.

  2. Nay says:

    Gerard Pique is hot and Yoann Gourcuff looks delicious. Definitely missing Henry.

    Don’t agree with most of the other men on that list though. C-Ron, really? Maybe if you’re gay I suppose.

  3. Mayo says:

    no torres? he makes me wet, and i’m a dude :(

  4. C says:

    No Kuyt? No Yossi or Riera?

  5. Quincy says:

    I miss some REAL English players. I mean playing for the England national and an English club….

  6. veni says:

    mmmmmmmm…. yoann is sooooo hot. he is the real number 1

  7. Caroline says:

    Where’s my Nando? :( And at the other end of the scale Gattuso is also quite sexy in a sort of animated rug/Wolfman type way.

  8. Jelly Bean says:

    How on earth does C-Ron beat Iker?! You’re BLIND, woman, BLIND. And I love Kickette

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  10. joshua says:

    Where would Wayne Rooney fit in all this?

  11. Chomsky says:

    Fabio Cannavaro?? really?? he looks like the prison yard bitch that gets traded for cigarettes. Face it, he’s aging badly and his hair ain’t coming back and he badly needs a fringe cause like Samson, he’s nothin’ without his crowning glory. This is a very bad list. Where is Zidane? where is Thierry Henry? where is Rafa Marquez? you know, handsome men that look like men that don’t rely on so much product & posing to achieve their appeal. As for Beckham – the emperor has no clothes, literally. He’s just another badly aging, overrated bland white boy. Whatever. Some of us don’t buy the hype.

  12. mareantheone says:

    top 10 is a top 11 :))
    and c-ron looks like shit.

  13. Anonymous says:

    no david villa or thierry ?!

  14. sairam says:

    wtf is fabio cannavaro doing in there… lolz

  15. shay says:

    Everyone that thinks C-Ron is ugly should go ahead and see an eye doctor.

  16. etyey says:

    WHere are the likes of Benayoun and Kuyt?

  17. Shriya says:

    Where is Xabi Alonso?? And C-Ron? Sexiest? Are you kidding me?

  18. PTX says:

    HEY !
    But where is Freddy ljungberg ?

  19. Jemima says:

    WHERE IS NANDO?

    glad you put in cesc though cause he’s just a total babe :)

  20. Stephane Gerard says:

    Man, I blew my load by the time I got to number 5.
    I feel sleepy, so Illbe back for 6-10 later.

  21. alex says:

    Fabragas? Kenwyne Jones? Get outta here! Tim Cahill is a midget wog (although a decent footballer) and is seriously ugly. He has a filthy Aussie accent in addition. Torres would get my vote although his favourite pasttimes (assembling furniture at home) might negate his good looks. Daveeed Ginola & Freddie Lungjberg in their heydays for sure!

  22. Benayoun says:

    I will make the list

    when i put on a face mask that is

  23. Dandy Mick says:

    No Alonso? Did a sour Red still bitter at his departure compile this?

    No Torres? I guess not a Red afterall, but the list’s credibility is out the window.

    Jones? He’s alright but nothing special.

    Cannavaro? No.

    Cahill in the list? Surely you meant Arteta?

    CRon at No. 1? Oh, NOW I get it! You were being ironic… but then why are Cesc and Santa Cruz on the list?

  24. xxxxxxxxxxx says:

    is not on the top his ugly

  25. Benayoun says:

    Come on i should be noumber 1 with my rat teeth

  26. Anonymous says:

    I think its a good list with C-Ron on the top,

  27. beckz4eve says:

    wht d hell david beckham at no.10 ///who d fuck made dis..lolz frm d list only becks n ronaldo r fitted others dosn deserves …n who 4 got kaka,gerrard,zidane,raul…BECKHAM ALL D WAY….<3<3<3 BECKS…MWAHZZZZZ///LUVZYA 4EV3

  28. Lauraa says:

    Gerrard ? Alonsoo ?

  29. sophia says:

    well i have got 2 say cristiano ronaldo has easily got to be the sexiest footballer on this earth no1 can say he isent and if they do then they really should go to the optitians and have an eye test !!!!!!

  30. has to be our rat face Benayoun- he is so sexy, when he steps on the pitch, girls throw flowers at him….By mr benitez

    Thats how deluded benitez is………

  31. dj ekwe says:

    i like the list. but when next you rate sexy footballers, include theo warlcott, thierry henry, and maybe, robin vanpersie. thanks a lot.

  32. Maru says:

    Roque Santa Cruz…mmmmmmmm…delicioso

  33. Pretty in Pink says:

    How can Beckham be 10th?? He is no 1 fo’ sho’

  34. Anonymous says:

    Where is Fernando Torres????

  35. mcdreamy says:

    Ronaldo, really ??! He don’t deserve for no. 1 !
    And Cesc should be higher then 8!

  36. gwen says:

    where on earth have kaka n gerrard gone, they should be amongst the top….santa cruz is cute though..

  37. Ellinaa says:

    WHERE IS WINSTON REID?

    pique is soooooooooooo sexy. he shoulda been number 2, after cris ron ;)

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  39. Liv says:

    Gourcuff by a country mile… he is gorgeous.

  40. Anonymous says:

    Cesc Fabregas should be number one !

  41. Anonymous says:

    Rolnado is a cutie. if only I could marry him but im ten but also half Portuguese

  42. dani says:

    Rolnado is such a cutie. if only I could marry him but im 10 but luckily im half Portuguese

  43. Anum says:

    where is frank Lampard…he is the hottest guy ever

  44. H.K.D.P.T says:

    sioned beynon poo!!!!!!!!!!

  45. H.K.D.P.T says:

    i am the best footballer abernant school

  46. H.K.D.P.T says:

    I am the only boy here

  47. Anonymous says:

    Why don’t these things every mention Jesus Navas?!?!That guy is gorgeous and so are his eyes!:D

  48. trffa says:

    there’s no torres because its a sexiest MAN list…no place for women here.

    just because most of you hate ronaldo doesnt mean he isnt hot! you’re just blind otherwise

  49. naneka says:

    WHERE IS TORRES??
    he is the most sexiest guy alive!

  50. maz says:

    haha wer is david villa! he was too sexy to be on yur list; he makes ronaldo look like the ugliest man in history :) and wer is torres; this list is silly

  51. gina says:

    maz you are completley right . . . Torres and David Villa are the sexiest of all footballers!! :D

  52. eliza says:

    I am not agree at all… Asamoah GYan forever will be the best

  53. eliza says:

    And yeah you had forgotten about KAKA

  54. Jenna says:

    Where is villa, torres, kaka, and ramos, and the order is wierd also, pique should be much higher up.

  55. mimi says:

    where is david villa he is the hottest footballer on this planet

  56. Patrick says:

    I swear why dont you find a better way to put these pictures, am at number 10 and av had enuff, I bet Ali Dia is number 1

  57. soccer rocks says:

    Yeah u were right about Cristiano Ronaldo topping d list. I mean he’s completely hot Portugese stuff.Iker,Beckham,Pique,Cannavaro deserved a place too. Bt all other guys were rubbish nonsense!No Fernando Torres?No Kaka?No David Villa?No Kuyt?I think those other
    not-so-famous 4 their looks guys should’ve been replaced by d
    oh-so-famous 4 their looks guys mentioned above.Trust me. I am kind of specialist in such matters.

  58. CR7mylove says:

    The first number will always be Cristiano Ronaldo!Because he is the sexiest in the world1 And he plays Football better than anyone else!He is the Best Football Player!He was the best,he is the best and he will be the best! <3 love <3 you <3 Ronaldo <3

  59. Anonymous says:

    All the footbalers are ugly

  60. god says:

    Uhh this list is very crappy. The only ones I agree on are Beckham, Cannavaro, and Ronaldo. Maybe Casillas….nah….and Becks should’ve been higher. He’s number one for me. Well Ronaldo is super hot too, but Beck’s got my vote.

  61. Anwar j imam says:

    I am now supporting realmadrid and i need fc barcelona’s suppoters to come to real madrid .

  62. cassious clay says:

    I am the sexiest and the pretiest of all sportsmen! the likes of c-ron or beckham may be good looking but you have never seen anything as pretty as me…!

  63. Jenny says:

    Robin Van Persie (the hottest footballer to ever walk the face of earth, in my opinion ^.^), Diego Forlán, Marouane Chamakh, Fernando Torres, Nicklas Bendtner, Steven Gerrard, Xabi Alonso, Daley Blind, Aaron Ramsey, Ciaran Clark…Where are all these hotties? This is the shittiest ‘Sexiest Footballers In The World list’ ever. The only ones I agree on are Gerard Piqué, Francesc Fàbregas and Cristiano Ronald. And as for David Beckham, he was hot. He ain’t now.

  64. Chrissi says:

    Where’s Fernando Torres? :(

  65. iker fan says:

    @ikcasillas !!! is the best

  66. rahulcr7 says:

    C.RONALDO.!!yippe
    man r u crazy that dumb goal keeper go pass him,,dont remeba v vud hab lost to sevilla if ronaldo dint started the goal campaign..he missed a bloody so easy free-kick.the guys playin in the streets r also cpable to go past him..

    SHITTIN ASSHOLES:)))

  67. Ronaldteastand says:

    LOL people are sayin kuyt? Must be joking, he looks like a right munter!

    The whole list I was waiting for torres! I’m a dude and I love my women but torres is the one person I consider to be fuckin’ good lookin’

    It’s funny to see how many other people are wonderin where he at on this list

  68. Cara says:

    hiw can Torres not be on the list… Kickettes youre losing your touch :/

  69. TC says:

    “no torres? he makes me wet, and i’m a dude” – I couldn’t have put it better myself.

  70. TC says:

    Javier Hernandez is a hotty too.

  71. Aufi says:

    where is my nando????

  72. Nina says:

    What the hell!! C.ronaldo is ugly as crap. Where is fernando torres?? Cesc and pique need to be higher on the list because to me there sooo HOT!!

  73. Anonymous says:

    Roony s more gorgeous than half of the lst how come they skpped hm

  74. selena........ says:

    WHAT THE F? MY BABY NANDO ISN’T THERE………………..HE’S SO HOT………………..GIVES ME A BONER…….

  75. Anonymous says:

    I LOVE RONALDO AND I WANT HIM TO BE

  76. Douglas says:

    Mikel is preety good looking as well.

  77. Douglas says:

    Also, where have u guys kept Del piero,lampard,Evra, kaka,guardado,Dowson,Ginola,Morientes, Alonso,? The list can go on.

  78. tola says:

    CAMORANESI, KAKA, CARLOS VELA, MARQUEZ, WALCOTT, CAMERON JEROME, CLAUDIO PIZARRO, SAMARAS, JESUS NAVAS, SHEVA…. THE LIST GOES ON AND ON.

  79. Stevo says:

    Disappointed, no Dirk Kuyt ;)

  80. Tara says:

    No David Villa…just makes me sad. Becks shoulda been higher.

  81. Juan says:

    David Villa, The sexiest man on this universe. El- Guaje Forever…………………………………………………………………………………
    David Villa Forever…………………………………………………………………..

  82. simon says:

    Where’s Celtic’s Scott Brown? he’s sex on legs!

  83. chelsea torres says:

    fernando torres is the sexiest footballer……he is awesome……………………
    the best…………”elnino”

  84. chelsea torres says:

    i suppose u have missed out the most handsome footballer……where on earth is nando……yeah i mean chelsea’s no 9 …..fernando torres…….cristiano ronaldo looks like a shit……how come he is the sexiest footballer…….and i think that David Beckham is far more sexier than c.ronaldo…..how come he is ranking 10th ??????????????

    this is something stupid…………..

    david beckham is sexier than c.ronaldo…….i wont5 even use c.ronaldo to clean my shit……

  85. chelsea evans says:

    where is our captain terry……dont you find him hot and sexy ????

  86. ideal says:

    lorik cana is the sexiest man in the world i love you lorik cana

  87. Anonymous says:

    Wher is kaka he is the hottest.we cannot tolrate this

  88. katy kate says:

    yes ces damn true..no hotie fottbies list can complete widout c-ron…coomon guys admit it…hes the hottest footbie ever…and dun u say u cant see his body…makes us women go mad…!!!!!!!!!!!!!hot tip to toe..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!but david villa..was certainly left behind wonder why????

  89. Tony felm says:

    No african!what of kevin prince boateng!n surely david villa is hot…….

  90. Anonymous says:

    Yes d most sexiest player is c.ron

  91. Anonymous says:

    del piero…!!!! whr is he…??

  92. Romina says:

    Fernando Torres <3<3<3???? :(

  93. takudzwa says:

    l love lionel messi and l want to be the one

  94. takudzwa says:

    l love lionel messi and l want to be the one and l will love for ever

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