The Top 10 Sexiest Footballers In The World
By Vanessa from Kickette.com
Rather than get a bunch of sweaty men to assemble a random bunch of man crushes, Pies asked Vanessa, the editor of Kickette (the online authority on hot footballers), to compile her Top 10 Sexiest Footballers In The World. Take it away, Vanessa…
“Being asked to pick a list of the 10 hottest footballers is a real challenge. There are so many factors at play – their thunder-thigh to bank statement ratio always trips us up, for example. So rather than use our usual lengthy algorithms that take pitch prowess, chin dimples and astrology into consideration, we’ve gone old school and simply selected ten players that we think truly make the best game in the world the most beautiful…”
10. David Beckham (LA Galaxy/Milan) - Good old Becks (literally. He does need to start some sort of anti-aging skincare regimen). David's comfortable posing in his underwear for money, would never show up to an event dressed in last season's colours, can handle the haters with ease and we love that an Englishman is seen the world over as the poster-boy for sexy athleticism and extreme wealth.7427349
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Pique doesn’t even have a chin. That’s not sexy. And Cesc looks like a sad dog.
Gerard Pique is hot and Yoann Gourcuff looks delicious. Definitely missing Henry.
Don’t agree with most of the other men on that list though. C-Ron, really? Maybe if you’re gay I suppose.
no torres? he makes me wet, and i’m a dude :(
No Kuyt? No Yossi or Riera?
I miss some REAL English players. I mean playing for the England national and an English club….
mmmmmmmm…. yoann is sooooo hot. he is the real number 1
Where’s my Nando? :( And at the other end of the scale Gattuso is also quite sexy in a sort of animated rug/Wolfman type way.
How on earth does C-Ron beat Iker?! You’re BLIND, woman, BLIND. And I love Kickette
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Where would Wayne Rooney fit in all this?
Fabio Cannavaro?? really?? he looks like the prison yard bitch that gets traded for cigarettes. Face it, he’s aging badly and his hair ain’t coming back and he badly needs a fringe cause like Samson, he’s nothin’ without his crowning glory. This is a very bad list. Where is Zidane? where is Thierry Henry? where is Rafa Marquez? you know, handsome men that look like men that don’t rely on so much product & posing to achieve their appeal. As for Beckham – the emperor has no clothes, literally. He’s just another badly aging, overrated bland white boy. Whatever. Some of us don’t buy the hype.
top 10 is a top 11 :))
and c-ron looks like shit.
no david villa or thierry ?!
wtf is fabio cannavaro doing in there… lolz
Everyone that thinks C-Ron is ugly should go ahead and see an eye doctor.
WHere are the likes of Benayoun and Kuyt?
Where is Xabi Alonso?? And C-Ron? Sexiest? Are you kidding me?
HEY !
But where is Freddy ljungberg ?
WHERE IS NANDO?
glad you put in cesc though cause he’s just a total babe :)
Man, I blew my load by the time I got to number 5.
I feel sleepy, so Illbe back for 6-10 later.
Fabragas? Kenwyne Jones? Get outta here! Tim Cahill is a midget wog (although a decent footballer) and is seriously ugly. He has a filthy Aussie accent in addition. Torres would get my vote although his favourite pasttimes (assembling furniture at home) might negate his good looks. Daveeed Ginola & Freddie Lungjberg in their heydays for sure!
I will make the list
when i put on a face mask that is
I think Torres have a look at this Torres Memorabilia website they have Torres signed photos for only £74.99.
No Alonso? Did a sour Red still bitter at his departure compile this?
No Torres? I guess not a Red afterall, but the list’s credibility is out the window.
Jones? He’s alright but nothing special.
Cannavaro? No.
Cahill in the list? Surely you meant Arteta?
CRon at No. 1? Oh, NOW I get it! You were being ironic… but then why are Cesc and Santa Cruz on the list?
is not on the top his ugly
Come on i should be noumber 1 with my rat teeth
I think its a good list with C-Ron on the top,
wht d hell david beckham at no.10 ///who d fuck made dis..lolz frm d list only becks n ronaldo r fitted others dosn deserves …n who 4 got kaka,gerrard,zidane,raul…BECKHAM ALL D WAY….<3<3<3 BECKS…MWAHZZZZZ///LUVZYA 4EV3
Gerrard ? Alonsoo ?
well i have got 2 say cristiano ronaldo has easily got to be the sexiest footballer on this earth no1 can say he isent and if they do then they really should go to the optitians and have an eye test !!!!!!
has to be our rat face Benayoun- he is so sexy, when he steps on the pitch, girls throw flowers at him….By mr benitez
Thats how deluded benitez is………
i like the list. but when next you rate sexy footballers, include theo warlcott, thierry henry, and maybe, robin vanpersie. thanks a lot.
Roque Santa Cruz…mmmmmmmm…delicioso
How can Beckham be 10th?? He is no 1 fo’ sho’
Where is Fernando Torres????
Ronaldo, really ??! He don’t deserve for no. 1 !
And Cesc should be higher then 8!
where on earth have kaka n gerrard gone, they should be amongst the top….santa cruz is cute though..
WHERE IS WINSTON REID?
pique is soooooooooooo sexy. he shoulda been number 2, after cris ron ;)
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Gourcuff by a country mile… he is gorgeous.
Cesc Fabregas should be number one !
Rolnado is a cutie. if only I could marry him but im ten but also half Portuguese
Rolnado is such a cutie. if only I could marry him but im 10 but luckily im half Portuguese
where is frank Lampard…he is the hottest guy ever
sioned beynon poo!!!!!!!!!!
i am the best footballer abernant school
I am the only boy here
Why don’t these things every mention Jesus Navas?!?!That guy is gorgeous and so are his eyes!:D
there’s no torres because its a sexiest MAN list…no place for women here.
just because most of you hate ronaldo doesnt mean he isnt hot! you’re just blind otherwise
WHERE IS TORRES??
he is the most sexiest guy alive!
haha wer is david villa! he was too sexy to be on yur list; he makes ronaldo look like the ugliest man in history :) and wer is torres; this list is silly
maz you are completley right . . . Torres and David Villa are the sexiest of all footballers!! :D
I am not agree at all… Asamoah GYan forever will be the best
And yeah you had forgotten about KAKA
Where is villa, torres, kaka, and ramos, and the order is wierd also, pique should be much higher up.
where is david villa he is the hottest footballer on this planet
I swear why dont you find a better way to put these pictures, am at number 10 and av had enuff, I bet Ali Dia is number 1
Yeah u were right about Cristiano Ronaldo topping d list. I mean he’s completely hot Portugese stuff.Iker,Beckham,Pique,Cannavaro deserved a place too. Bt all other guys were rubbish nonsense!No Fernando Torres?No Kaka?No David Villa?No Kuyt?I think those other
not-so-famous 4 their looks guys should’ve been replaced by d
oh-so-famous 4 their looks guys mentioned above.Trust me. I am kind of specialist in such matters.
The first number will always be Cristiano Ronaldo!Because he is the sexiest in the world1 And he plays Football better than anyone else!He is the Best Football Player!He was the best,he is the best and he will be the best! <3 love <3 you <3 Ronaldo <3
All the footbalers are ugly
Uhh this list is very crappy. The only ones I agree on are Beckham, Cannavaro, and Ronaldo. Maybe Casillas….nah….and Becks should’ve been higher. He’s number one for me. Well Ronaldo is super hot too, but Beck’s got my vote.
I am now supporting realmadrid and i need fc barcelona’s suppoters to come to real madrid .
I am the sexiest and the pretiest of all sportsmen! the likes of c-ron or beckham may be good looking but you have never seen anything as pretty as me…!
Robin Van Persie (the hottest footballer to ever walk the face of earth, in my opinion ^.^), Diego Forlán, Marouane Chamakh, Fernando Torres, Nicklas Bendtner, Steven Gerrard, Xabi Alonso, Daley Blind, Aaron Ramsey, Ciaran Clark…Where are all these hotties? This is the shittiest ‘Sexiest Footballers In The World list’ ever. The only ones I agree on are Gerard Piqué, Francesc Fàbregas and Cristiano Ronald. And as for David Beckham, he was hot. He ain’t now.
Where’s Fernando Torres? :(
@ikcasillas !!! is the best
C.RONALDO.!!yippe
man r u crazy that dumb goal keeper go pass him,,dont remeba v vud hab lost to sevilla if ronaldo dint started the goal campaign..he missed a bloody so easy free-kick.the guys playin in the streets r also cpable to go past him..
SHITTIN ASSHOLES:)))
LOL people are sayin kuyt? Must be joking, he looks like a right munter!
The whole list I was waiting for torres! I’m a dude and I love my women but torres is the one person I consider to be fuckin’ good lookin’
It’s funny to see how many other people are wonderin where he at on this list
hiw can Torres not be on the list… Kickettes youre losing your touch :/
“no torres? he makes me wet, and i’m a dude” – I couldn’t have put it better myself.
Javier Hernandez is a hotty too.
where is my nando????
What the hell!! C.ronaldo is ugly as crap. Where is fernando torres?? Cesc and pique need to be higher on the list because to me there sooo HOT!!
Roony s more gorgeous than half of the lst how come they skpped hm
WHAT THE F? MY BABY NANDO ISN’T THERE………………..HE’S SO HOT………………..GIVES ME A BONER…….
torres ???
I LOVE RONALDO AND I WANT HIM TO BE
Mikel is preety good looking as well.
Also, where have u guys kept Del piero,lampard,Evra, kaka,guardado,Dowson,Ginola,Morientes, Alonso,? The list can go on.
CAMORANESI, KAKA, CARLOS VELA, MARQUEZ, WALCOTT, CAMERON JEROME, CLAUDIO PIZARRO, SAMARAS, JESUS NAVAS, SHEVA…. THE LIST GOES ON AND ON.
Disappointed, no Dirk Kuyt ;)
No David Villa…just makes me sad. Becks shoulda been higher.
David Villa, The sexiest man on this universe. El- Guaje Forever…………………………………………………………………………………
David Villa Forever…………………………………………………………………..
Where’s Celtic’s Scott Brown? he’s sex on legs!
fernando torres is the sexiest footballer……he is awesome……………………
the best…………”elnino”
i suppose u have missed out the most handsome footballer……where on earth is nando……yeah i mean chelsea’s no 9 …..fernando torres…….cristiano ronaldo looks like a shit……how come he is the sexiest footballer…….and i think that David Beckham is far more sexier than c.ronaldo…..how come he is ranking 10th ??????????????
this is something stupid…………..
david beckham is sexier than c.ronaldo…….i wont5 even use c.ronaldo to clean my shit……
where is our captain terry……dont you find him hot and sexy ????
lorik cana is the sexiest man in the world i love you lorik cana
Wher is kaka he is the hottest.we cannot tolrate this
yes ces damn true..no hotie fottbies list can complete widout c-ron…coomon guys admit it…hes the hottest footbie ever…and dun u say u cant see his body…makes us women go mad…!!!!!!!!!!!!!hot tip to toe..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!but david villa..was certainly left behind wonder why????
No african!what of kevin prince boateng!n surely david villa is hot…….
Yes d most sexiest player is c.ron
del piero…!!!! whr is he…??
Fernando Torres <3<3<3???? :(
l love lionel messi and l want to be the one
l love lionel messi and l want to be the one and l will love for ever