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The Top 10 Sexiest Footballers In The World

By Vanessa from Kickette.com

Rather than get a bunch of sweaty men to assemble a random bunch of man crushes, Pies asked Vanessa, the editor of Kickette (the online authority on hot footballers), to compile her Top 10 Sexiest Footballers In The World. Take it away, Vanessa…

“Being asked to pick a list of the 10 hottest footballers is a real challenge. There are so many factors at play – their thunder-thigh to bank statement ratio always trips us up, for example. So rather than use our usual lengthy algorithms that take pitch prowess, chin dimples and astrology into consideration, we’ve gone old school and simply selected ten players that we think truly make the best game in the world the most beautiful…”

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10. David Beckham (LA Galaxy/Milan) - Good old Becks (literally. He does need to start some sort of anti-aging skincare regimen). David's comfortable posing in his underwear for money, would never show up to an event dressed in last season's colours, can handle the haters with ease and we love that an Englishman is seen the world over as the poster-boy for sexy athleticism and extreme wealth.

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By Ollie on February 9th, 2010 in Top 10s & lists. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.
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26 Responses to “The Top 10 Sexiest Footballers In The World”

  1. K says:

    Pique doesn’t even have a chin. That’s not sexy. And Cesc looks like a sad dog.

  2. Nay says:

    Gerard Pique is hot and Yoann Gourcuff looks delicious. Definitely missing Henry.

    Don’t agree with most of the other men on that list though. C-Ron, really? Maybe if you’re gay I suppose.

  3. Mayo says:

    no torres? he makes me wet, and i’m a dude :(

  4. C says:

    No Kuyt? No Yossi or Riera?

  5. Quincy says:

    I miss some REAL English players. I mean playing for the England national and an English club….

  6. veni says:

    mmmmmmmm…. yoann is sooooo hot. he is the real number 1

  7. Caroline says:

    Where’s my Nando? :( And at the other end of the scale Gattuso is also quite sexy in a sort of animated rug/Wolfman type way.

  8. Jelly Bean says:

    How on earth does C-Ron beat Iker?! You’re BLIND, woman, BLIND. And I love Kickette

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  10. joshua says:

    Where would Wayne Rooney fit in all this?

  11. Chomsky says:

    Fabio Cannavaro?? really?? he looks like the prison yard bitch that gets traded for cigarettes. Face it, he’s aging badly and his hair ain’t coming back and he badly needs a fringe cause like Samson, he’s nothin’ without his crowning glory. This is a very bad list. Where is Zidane? where is Thierry Henry? where is Rafa Marquez? you know, handsome men that look like men that don’t rely on so much product & posing to achieve their appeal. As for Beckham – the emperor has no clothes, literally. He’s just another badly aging, overrated bland white boy. Whatever. Some of us don’t buy the hype.

  12. mareantheone says:

    top 10 is a top 11 :))
    and c-ron looks like shit.

  13. Anonymous says:

    no david villa or thierry ?!

  14. sairam says:

    wtf is fabio cannavaro doing in there… lolz

  15. shay says:

    Everyone that thinks C-Ron is ugly should go ahead and see an eye doctor.

  16. etyey says:

    WHere are the likes of Benayoun and Kuyt?

  17. Shriya says:

    Where is Xabi Alonso?? And C-Ron? Sexiest? Are you kidding me?

  18. PTX says:

    HEY !
    But where is Freddy ljungberg ?

  19. Jemima says:

    WHERE IS NANDO?

    glad you put in cesc though cause he’s just a total babe :)

  20. Stephane Gerard says:

    Man, I blew my load by the time I got to number 5.
    I feel sleepy, so Illbe back for 6-10 later.

  21. alex says:

    Fabragas? Kenwyne Jones? Get outta here! Tim Cahill is a midget wog (although a decent footballer) and is seriously ugly. He has a filthy Aussie accent in addition. Torres would get my vote although his favourite pasttimes (assembling furniture at home) might negate his good looks. Daveeed Ginola & Freddie Lungjberg in their heydays for sure!

  22. Benayoun says:

    I will make the list

    when i put on a face mask that is

  23. Dandy Mick says:

    No Alonso? Did a sour Red still bitter at his departure compile this?

    No Torres? I guess not a Red afterall, but the list’s credibility is out the window.

    Jones? He’s alright but nothing special.

    Cannavaro? No.

    Cahill in the list? Surely you meant Arteta?

    CRon at No. 1? Oh, NOW I get it! You were being ironic… but then why are Cesc and Santa Cruz on the list?

  24. xxxxxxxxxxx says:

    is not on the top his ugly

  25. Benayoun says:

    Come on i should be noumber 1 with my rat teeth

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