By Chris Wright
This one does exactly what it says on the tin: a whole cavalcade of some of the most stupefyingly dull footballing autobiographies to have ever made it to print.
However, it’s worth remembering that these literary duds like this little lot are keeping the British pulping industry alive – so it’s a definite case of swings and roundabouts…
We’re sure there are tons of equally dreadful footballing autobiographies out there, so if you’ve come across any on your travels or even – gulp! – had the misfortune to actually read any of them, then please feel free to let us know below the crease.
Failing that, there are probably helplines you can ring.