Seeing an ugly footballer with a stunning blonde always puts me in mind of Mrs Merton’s classic one-liner to Debbie McGee: ‘So, Debbie, what first attracted you to millionaire Paul Daniels?’ It’s a sad fact of life that not all famous people are blindingly attractive.
Anyway, after extensive research, we can reveal that the Top 10 Ugliest Players in the Premier League are:
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10 Edwin van der Sar Man U’s Dutch keeper has a face that puts me in mind of Lurch, The Addams Family’s lanky butler.
9 Pascal Cygan The bald Frenchman looks like Kryten from Red Dwarf. He’s not as good a defender as Kryten, but, hey, you can’t have it all.
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[Ollie, Pies Ed.]