Pies compiles a team of players who are Shit Lookalikes of the FA Cup.
1 Richard Wright
That is one way for a keeper to make sure he can reach the top corner.
2 Stephen Wright
There must be something in the name.
3 Abel Xavier
In the team partly because he has fairly big ears, and partly for his resemblance to Big Ears from Noddy.
4 Carlton Palmer
The former England international has a six feet first touch and a six feet wingspan to match.
5 Lawrie Sanchez
Mr Spock makes the grade.
6 David Hopkin
Poor David Hopkin never stood a chance at school, did he?