Ghoulish Halloween Special: Top 10 Terrifying Footballers
By Chris Wright
Halloween’s a bust, everybody knows it. No one in their right mind would choose to spend there evening doling out Haribo to teenage scrotes in 99p masks for fear of having their premises covered in egg and toilet paper – but a theme’s a theme and we’re going to run with it.
We’ve cobbled together a ten-strong gallery of the most pun-a-riffically fiendish players ever to curse the game with their indelible stenches.
Enjoy All Hallow’s Eve my dear friends, for it may be the last one you ever have, MWUHAHAHA!!! (Please laugh like Vincent Price for full effect)
Suggested (by a voice from beyond the grave) further viewing…
Do Arsenal Artificially Enhance The Emirates Atmosphere? – OTP
Big Cup Bullshit – The FCF
Guess UEFA Cup Finalists From Their Shirt – Three Match Ban
20 Damning Steve Kean Quotes – Mirror Football
'Abandon All Hope…' – Sunshine Room
Leaked Blackburn Letter Shows Extent Of Turmoil – EPL Talk
Genius Who Couldn't Exist Today: Dragan Stojkovic – LBITCR
German Philosopher Reflects On Jose Mourinho – Futfanatico
Rule Changes That Could Hand Title To Man Utd – FourFourTwo
Welcome To Posh – Danny Last for IBWM
Ahaahahahahaha……quality WAATP. Great stuff. Thank you.
Loved the last pic and title also.
loving picture 10. bravo
Oh man, why did you guys have to bring back this terrible photo viewing system? Its so clunky and slow.
@Ed
+1
Also, top quality shops as always.
Neville Neville, his parents must have been idiots. At least he gave his children normal names.
I’m loving Vam-Pires one and the Iain Dowie is a bit harsh. (Especially since Kuyt is not on the list).
Honourable mention should porbably be made to Benayoun and Anelka.
boo the gallery format, yay the dowie pisstake. pies take note.
you do think up some fucking shit for this website!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is this Dirk Kuyt on first place?
Iain Dowie one really did make me laugh.