By Chris Wright
Suddenly Cameron Jerome’s nonsensical red card against Maccabi Tel Aviv last night makes sense…
We put it to you that Anastassios Kakos is in fact the evil twin brother of our beloved Howard Webb (everybody knows the evil twin always grows a convenient ‘Ming the Merciless’ goatee so as to avoid confusion) and has vowed to wreak his terrible vengeance on the world one naff striker at a time after being kicked out of the Magic Circle for several ‘rabbit-related misdemeanours’.
We’re on to you Anastassios. Sleep with one eye open.