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Shorts: Steven Gerrard To Real Madrid, Colin Murray To Host MOTD2, Alex Ferguson Dismisses Retirement Talk

By Ollie Irish

Shorts!

Our new pals over at Goaly Moly (the football version of pioneering celeb site Holy Moly), who have some very good sources in some very high places, seem 99% certain that Steven Gerrard is off to Real Madrid this summer. Hmmm… [Goaly Moly]

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Terrible news. Really soul-destroying, ‘Britain is broken’ news: Smug tosser Colin Murray has been confirmed as the new host of Match of the Day 2. Shit the bed, that’s depressing. [BBC]

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Sir Alex Ferguson of Fergieshire is NOT retiring, folks. The pensioner dismissed such rumours as “absolute rubbish” and told hacks at a press conference that he would outlast them all. In the words of the absolutely gash Predator 2, there’s no killin’ what can’t be killed.

And that’s your morning shorts, people.

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By Ollie Irish on April 23rd, 2010 in Liverpool, Man Utd, Transfers & Rumours. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.
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5 Responses to “Shorts: Steven Gerrard To Real Madrid, Colin Murray To Host MOTD2, Alex Ferguson Dismisses Retirement Talk”

  1. Chris says:

    The Beeb louses it up yet again.

  2. [...] with the dire news that Colin Murray has been installed as the new presenter of Match Of The Day 2, The BBC have also confirmed that [...]

  3. Mathers says:

    How can the Beeb get it so wrong?

  4. pureimagination says:

    Anyone else hearing Gerrard is moving to Madrid because Kris Commons sh*gged his missus, and Stevie G got a 16 year old scouse girl preggers?

  5. kenny says:

    its rumoured around liverpool that stevie g has got a 16 year old girl pregnant!!!

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