Amazon’s MP3 store sells Manchester United ‘paedophile’ chant
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You can – at time of posting – buy an album of Man Utd chants on Amazon’s MP3 store. Track four lasts 30 seconds and goes something like this:
“Sit down you paedopile, sit down you paedophile!
Sit down you paedopile, sit down you paedophile!
Sit down you paedopile, sit down you paedophile!
Sit down you paedopile, sit down you paedophile!
Sit down you paedopile, sit down you paedophile!
Sit down you paedopile, sit down you paedophile!”
Yours for a bargain 69p.
Hmm, weren’t some United fans singing this at Arsene Wenger last weekend? That’s what I heard.
I’m sure Amazon will take this down very soon, but you have to ask: how the hell was it approved in the first place?
The album also includes such modern classics as “Same old Arsenal, alway cheating” and “Build a bonfire”, a charming little song that speaks of chucking Scousers onto a bonfire.

















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Urgh.
This was on play.com until yesterday too.
How catchy.
Hahaha! Good.
Yahoo music are also selling this as well as Apple on it’s iTunes store.
fucking disgraceful. how bout a chant about how sir alex rapes women?
SAF isn’t a rapist tho, The Evil Scoutmaster IS a fiddler
No, it’s Peter File.
Always look on the runway for ice da da da…..
dude lets you and me do the lyrics for that one .. LOL here is the first verse
there is only one knighted fergusun
who rapes women and the likes to suck on anderson
ou come up with the rest ..
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[...] Utd plan to write an open letter to their fans, requesting that they stop singing the “Sit down you paedophile!” chant, which is predominantly aimed at Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger (other clubs’ fans sing it [...]