Coleen has just dropped a kid off, her and Wazza’s first little’un.
He’s a boy and he’s called Kai Wayne Rooney. Congrats to all concerned.
Kai, though… That’s, er, an interesting name. Watch it shoot up the baby naming charts.
A spokesman for the couple said: “Mother and baby are both absolutely fine. Wayne and Coleen are thrilled with the wonderful addition to their family life.”
And of course, Kai is already on Twitter.
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This is wrong. Why is the cartoon? The man is a man no matter how he looks