Coleen has just dropped a kid off, her and Wazza’s first little’un.
He’s a boy and he’s called Kai Wayne Rooney. Congrats to all concerned.
Kai, though… That’s, er, an interesting name. Watch it shoot up the baby naming charts.
A spokesman for the couple said: “Mother and baby are both absolutely fine. Wayne and Coleen are thrilled with the wonderful addition to their family life.”
And of course, Kai is already on Twitter.