JOEY Barton has been growing a moustache for more than a week and it’s still weedier than Yossi Benayoun’s torso, and roughly on par with Gary Neville’s Red-hot fuzz:
Whilst I’m here, time for a very quick Barton Shit Lookalike:
Barton and Gary Oldman in Alan Clarke’s brilliant TV movie ‘The Firm’. Shit.
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It might be a bit on the cheesy side but it does make him look a bit less of the yob he was a few seasons ago.
[...] (4-0 to the Geordies as I write). Twas no doubt intended as a ‘comedy’ reference to his moustache, which he will now shave off – if he makes good on his promise to do so when Newcastle win [...]