Horror Hair? Joey Barton’s Fresh Hipster Quiff Trains With Newcastle (Photos)
By Chris Wright
In Joey’s mind he’s got himself a delightfully hip ‘Morrissey’ quiff with his latest coif, though to our eye he’s actually come out looking more like a cross between a nervy, under-nourished WWI private, K.D Lang and the long-lost third Jedward triplet…
“I’m all about GPS sport brassieres, bibs are so mainstream”
Hipster in motion
Newcastle’s new boys Yohan Cabaye and Demba Ba stick together to make sure they don’t get lost on their first day at big school
Smudge still helps out at training, retreiving Shola Ameobi’s shots from the hedgerow
“You seen his hair? He looks like Forrest Gump!”
“I could just rape Joey’s new barnet, apples and pears, apples and pears”
Photos: PA
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It does look like something Morrisey would wear.
and demba ba looks like bubba!
well they say newcastle is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get….
Thanks for the photos Chris
the forrest gump quote is ironic as im not being funny but i think demba ba looks proper like bubba
oh sorry somebody already mentioned, it wasnt just me who thought it though!
I was born wi big gurms…….