21 Sensuous, Alluring Photos Of Footballers Posing In Their Pants

Chris Wright

26th, November 2014

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By Chris Wright

With the news today that James Rodriguez has become the latest footballing pin-up to foist a range of own-branded undercrackers unto the world, Pies thought we’d examine the strange, titillating phenomenon so you don’t have to.

Turns out they’re all bloody well at it!

Cristiano Ronaldo

Smooth, hairless, venous and with a satin finish to match…

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Lionel Messi

“Well hello there. Can I interest you in an evening of sensual seduction?”

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David Beckham

As far as footballers modelling budgie-smugglers goes, this is Genesis…

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Freddie Ljungberg

Ljungberg later admitted that this infamous Calvin Klein shoot made his life a misery, complaining: “I’d go to a nightclub and girls would come up and grab my willy”…

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Thierry Henry

Turns out there is something Thierry’s not very good at after all…

henry-pants

Hidetoshi Nakata

We think we see a clear definition of Nakata’s “spot” from here without him having to mark it for us…

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Italian players en masse

Communally stripping down to nowt seems to be very popular with the Italian lads…

italy-pants

Genaro Gattuso

Feel free to just take a moment to enjoy this solo shot of Rino…

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Peter Osgood

Proof that footballers in pants is not solely a modern phenomenon. here’s Chelsea hero Ossie showing off his goods back in 1975…

Florian Thauvin

Sponsored by Smarties, obviously…

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Didier Drogba

Camp Drog in his absolute element here…

drogba-pants

Oscar

Looks like someone forgot his PE kit…

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John Terry

“Got time for a quick photo, John?”

terry-pants

Mathieu Valbuena

You’d get arrested for this kind of thing where Pies come from…

James Rodriguez

You’ll no doubt be glad to learn that his “J10” range also includes some very handsome loungewear…

james-pants

Neymar

Nothing beats watching cartoons in your smalls…

neymar-pants

Nicklas Bendtner

As you may recall, this little stunt proved incredibly costly for our Nicklas…

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Matt Jarvis

Yep. This happened…

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Paolo Di Canio

Di Canio was infamous for forever storming around in his shreddies after games – so much so, in fact, that he landed himself a spot in the prestigious 2004 “Men in Pants” calendar…

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Kevin Keegan

Just out for a stroll with the guys…

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Gareth McAuley

Time for some real sex appeal…

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Cheeky.