By Chris Wright
Presenting the official club mascot of Ryman Premier League side Tonbridge Angels FC: The imaginatively named ‘Tonbridge Angel’.
The Angel apparently never goes anywhere without his bodyguard, which appears to be either former West Brom manager Alan Irvine or Father Ted…
Absolutely no expense…well, expended.
What the hell is that thing supposed to be? It looks like an store-soiled Easter egg dressed up in knock-off Pokemon pyjamas.
Definitely one to add to the list of Craptacular Football Mascots, we think.
(Photo via @ThePigeonStands)