North London Derby Special: 5 Cringe-Inducingly Embarrassing Tottenham & Arsenal Fan Anthems (Videos)

Chris Wright

1st, March 2016

With a rather important North London derby beginning to crown on the horizon, Pies thought we’d get into the swing of things by popping on a few rousing fan anthems to get the juices flowing.

Sadly, all we could find was this shower – a multitude of toe-curling assaults on the auditory system from both sides of the divide.

We can only apologise in advance…

Sonny Green (feat. Heavy D) – Gooners And We’re Gunning

The absolute bloody quivering state of this lot…

Anna Johnson – Dad Tried To Make Me Support Arsenal (But I Said No, No, No)

We’re so sorry, Amy…

Football Is My Life – Arsenal Forever

A generic Euro-trance belter to the tune of ‘All Together Now’, no less…

The Away Boyz – Live & Breathe

Cod reggae has never sounded so painfully Caucasian…

Tottenham Hotspunk – One Club

Lifted from a crap boy-band, timidly delivered and quite possibly the worst thing ever recorded by mankind…

Why do people – particularly fans of the Arsenal and Tottenham persuasion – feel compelled to do this kind of thing?

To be honest, we’re kind of embarrassed on all off their behalves.

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