Shkodran Mustafi Reveals The Prospect Of Signing For Arsenal Makes Him ‘Horny’

Chris Wright

29th, August 2016

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With a £35million move to Arsenal very much in the offing, these are feverishly exciting times for Shkodran Mustafi.

While the granite-hewn centre-half is still technically a Valencia player, it’s being reported that the 24-year-old passed a medical last week and is now merely sat waiting for the Gunners to make his transfer official.

And, following a conversation with fellow German international Mesut Ozil, it would seem the prospect of moving to North London has got Mustafi all tingly and half-mast:

I have spoken with Mesut, he told me everything

It was all very positive and I was quickly convinced, because I find the club horny.

O…kay then. No wonder Arsenal are dragging their heels over this one.

It could get very awkward, very quickly.

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  1. Pol says:

    I guess this was translated by google.
    Germans use the word “geil” like we use the word “cool”. Geil does translate directly to horny, however, and can lead to some nice double entendres.

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