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Has John W Henry’s WAG Persuaded Luis Suarez To Join Liverpool?

By Chris Wright

Liverpool owner John W Henry – along with his not-unattractive WAG, Linda Pizzuti – enjoyed a spot of dinner with Luis Suarez‘s agent at London restaurant last night, as the two parties continue to negotiate a £15 million move for the Uruguayan flesh-eater.

With Henry’s evening soirée with Suarez’s representative Pere Guardiola (brother of Pep) in mind, the bods over at the Daily Mail are now confident enough to pronounce that the striker’s arrival at Anfield is now ‘imminent’ – and you know what? I believe them.

After all, who could resist these big browns?

*Sigh*

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By Chris on January 19th, 2011 in Liverpool, Transfers & Rumours, WAGs & Babes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.
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13 Responses to “Has John W Henry’s WAG Persuaded Luis Suarez To Join Liverpool?”

  1. Shane says:

    So are you suggesting that a devil’s threesome sealed the deal?

  2. Livmad says:

    Get him now!

  3. Larsen says:

    U R such a disgrace.
    How could you link a player and a women since they had dinner together?
    Its better u stooped writting!

  4. Dave Nolan says:

    I would suggest leaving the term “WAG” for the typical pretty face without a brain that tends to attract footballers. Linda Pizzuti is an MIT grad, and that alone commands a little respect. A “WAG” would be….Wayne Bridge’s whore of a wife. That’s a WAG!!

  5. Steve says:

    Larsen, it’d be better if you learnt to spell first mate.

  6. Stevie Mac says:

    Wouldn’t be the first time Liverpool have signed a Spanish speaking biter.

  7. Chris says:

    Now, now Stevie Mac. Noone enjoys a turn of phrase or clever pun as much as I do but must you bring it all down with a heavy dollop of homophobia? Funny that this is the first place your mind goes…

  8. audiodrifter says:

    So, Linda, what first attracted you to multi-billionnaire John W Henry…?

  9. Stevie Mac says:

    Just pointing out that both Suarez and a certain Mascherano enjoy the taste of human flesh. No homophobia here. ;)

  10. sean wright philips says:

    hahah hahah,, henry ,and suarez forming a effiel tower over lisa ,, now thats something..!!

  11. RedSkywalker says:

    He’ll sign for Liverpool, score the odd goal in the beginning.
    Liverpool will settle into mid-table mediocrity.
    He’ll whinge and whine about wanting to go to some Spanish club, then leave.

    Can see it already

  12. Roger says:

    She is the Queen of the Wags.

  13. Anonymous says:

    Liverpool’s saviour

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