Has John W Henry’s WAG Persuaded Luis Suarez To Join Liverpool?
By Chris Wright
Liverpool owner John W Henry – along with his not-unattractive WAG, Linda Pizzuti – enjoyed a spot of dinner with Luis Suarez‘s agent at London restaurant last night, as the two parties continue to negotiate a £15 million move for the Uruguayan flesh-eater.
With Henry’s evening soirée with Suarez’s representative Pere Guardiola (brother of Pep) in mind, the bods over at the Daily Mail are now confident enough to pronounce that the striker’s arrival at Anfield is now ‘imminent’ – and you know what? I believe them.
After all, who could resist these big browns?
*Sigh*
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So are you suggesting that a devil’s threesome sealed the deal?
Get him now!
U R such a disgrace.
How could you link a player and a women since they had dinner together?
Its better u stooped writting!
I would suggest leaving the term “WAG” for the typical pretty face without a brain that tends to attract footballers. Linda Pizzuti is an MIT grad, and that alone commands a little respect. A “WAG” would be….Wayne Bridge’s whore of a wife. That’s a WAG!!
Larsen, it’d be better if you learnt to spell first mate.
Wouldn’t be the first time Liverpool have signed a Spanish speaking biter.
Now, now Stevie Mac. Noone enjoys a turn of phrase or clever pun as much as I do but must you bring it all down with a heavy dollop of homophobia? Funny that this is the first place your mind goes…
So, Linda, what first attracted you to multi-billionnaire John W Henry…?
Just pointing out that both Suarez and a certain Mascherano enjoy the taste of human flesh. No homophobia here. ;)
hahah hahah,, henry ,and suarez forming a effiel tower over lisa ,, now thats something..!!
He’ll sign for Liverpool, score the odd goal in the beginning.
Liverpool will settle into mid-table mediocrity.
He’ll whinge and whine about wanting to go to some Spanish club, then leave.
Can see it already
She is the Queen of the Wags.
Liverpool’s saviour