River Plate’s Leo Ponzio Ruptures Haemorrhoids vs Boca Unidos (Gruesome Video)

Chris Wright

13th, June 2012


By Chris Wright

Up there with Scott Dann rupturing a testicle in the gruesome injury stakes, here’s River Plate’s Leo Ponzio bursting his bum grapes during a game against Boca Unidos in the Argentinian second tier last night…

(Warning: this, as you may have already guessed, does not make for particularly enjoyable viewing)

Christ almighty.

Said Ponzio, who was made to change his shorts thrice during the match:

“[When the haemorrhoids burst] I did not think about going off. I felt the blood, but I didn’t find myself flailing. It happened to a friend of mine and he was fine.

“It was weird what happened to me, because I had spent a week in which I had eaten well. In the meantime I had been fine, but after a move that threw me to the ground I opened myself more than usual and I started to feel the blood. I felt that something had broken.”

Horrible, just horrible. Now go, enjoy your breakfast and forget all about this nasty business. Maybe have a spot of toast and jam? Grape jam?

Video: Bob’s Blitz

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  1. Mr. Chopper says:

    “You’ll need to go off and change your shir- er, shor- Just go off the pitch and never come back.”

  2. Veej says:

    LOL!!! Am I a sick man if I laughed at this? “Maybe have a spot of toast and jam? Grape jam?” – PIES, too funny!!!!

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