Joey Barton Talks In Hilarious Faux French Accent After Popping His Marseille Cherry (Video)
By Chris Wright
Speaking after making his first league appearance for Marseille at the weekend following his 12-game ban, here’s Joey Barton showing us just how much French he’s mastered so far – the accent…
Zut Alors! Seems Joey has been watching old Pink Panther movies to get that sucker down. Schteeve McClaren would be so proud.

















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What a Cunt.
LOLOLOL…..”How much he’s mastered – the accent”.PML, love it. Seriously though, if the language has been hard to pick up, at least McClaren and Barton have done the decent thing and tried to mirror the way they speak English – a human psycological action in mirroring out of respect. His Mersey accent woud be tooo difficult to decipher. At least this was a nice middle ground aye,lol.
Wow. That hurt!
Thank fuck he’s in France out of the way. Stay there Joey…please..for ever.
this is brilliant
Joey fancies himself an academic… perhaps he thinks he IS speaking french?
in fairness, if a french premier league player couldn’t speak english yet, he’d probably be easier to understand if he spoke french with the kind of accent most english people speak with
He’s clearly translating from English to French and then back into English. I love how he leaves all the S’s off the end of his third person singular verb forms.
Thanks be to God that JOSEPH moved to France and that our FoxSoccer DOESN”T carry French Football. Damned if I’m going to pay for internet access and risk seeing this piece of sh*t.
But, I don’t get to see Zlatan either.
I has a sad :-(
@JayJay, I agree.
I believe he was just annunciating for the french media.
Either way it’s a good laugh.
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What a tit.
Why are we still bothered about this racist twat….
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