‘My Penis Played A Part’ – Sandro Wagner Scores First Goal For Bayern Munich With Particularly Delicate Finish (Photo & Video)

Chris Wright

28th, January 2018

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Bayern Munich spanked Hoffenheim 5-2 in the Bundelisga on Saturday evening, with January signing Sandro Wagner opening his goal-scoring account for the Bavarians against the very team he left to join them just a few weeks ago.

In truth, Bayern were already 4-2 up and cruising when Wagner entered the fray in 85th minute, but the striker took just a few minutes to penetrate the Hoffenheim defender for a fifth time…

While you might politely describe Wagner’s goal as a “bundled” strike, closer inspection revealed that the 30-year-old may have employed a rather delicate appendage to skilfully flick the ball past Oliver Baumann.

Describing the exact nature of his finish after the match, Wagner told BILD:

It may be that my penis played a part. It was there, I’m just not sure.

It happened so fast, but it was still very pleasant.

Tremendous stuff.

Pies have nothing but the utmost respect for a man who is willing to quite literally dick on his former club in front of 75,000 fans.

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  1. Moxey says:

    “Penetrate the Hoffenheim defender for the fifth time”?

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