Football Match In Hell/Worst Guide To Learning English Imaginable (Video)

Chris Wright

21st, November 2011

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By Chris Wright

This is supposed to be a guide to help Johnny Foreigner learn the English language as well as pick up on our national mannerisms, regional accents and specific dialogues within the context of a post-match press conference…

Where to start? Firstly, am I to understand that ‘World Champions’ have just beaten ‘London Warriors’ 100-0 in Hell because the Warriors didn’t have a goalkeeper at the Devil’s insistence? Riiiight…okay.

Secondly, and this is a biggy, how the Dickens is anybody supposed to pick up the first thing about English accents and mannerisms from that?

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