Football Match In Hell/Worst Guide To Learning English Imaginable (Video)
By Chris Wright
This is supposed to be a guide to help Johnny Foreigner learn the English language as well as pick up on our national mannerisms, regional accents and specific dialogues within the context of a post-match press conference…
Where to start? Firstly, am I to understand that ’World Champions’ have just beaten ‘London Warriors’ 100-0 in Hell because the Warriors didn’t have a goalkeeper at the Devil’s insistence? Riiiight…okay.
Secondly, and this is a biggy, how the Dickens is anybody supposed to pick up the first thing about English accents and mannerisms from that?
Via KCKRS
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Unless this hole article is supposed to be sarcastic (in which case, I think you’re laying it on a little too thickly), it is obvious this video is a piss take and I’ve no idea why you’ve decided to take it seriously.
WTF.
…What the…?!
Lol at Totti and Ballack speaking English like that. Do I get it right that Ballack had a dream in wich the devil told him to play without a goalkeeper because the ‘Champions of World’ are so bad at hitting girls???
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Didn’t know Italy was sponsored by ‘Buffalo’
100-0. Wish I’d thrown a tenner on that!
at mr sparkle
it is a lion
Ah, so it is. It looked like a Buffalo at first.
@Sanne: Thomas Müller has no. 13 now, Ballack’s days are over pal ;-)