Football Match In Hell/Worst Guide To Learning English Imaginable (Video)

Chris Wright

21st, November 2011


By Chris Wright

This is supposed to be a guide to help Johnny Foreigner learn the English language as well as pick up on our national mannerisms, regional accents and specific dialogues within the context of a post-match press conference…

Where to start? Firstly, am I to understand that ‘World Champions’ have just beaten ‘London Warriors’ 100-0 in Hell because the Warriors didn’t have a goalkeeper at the Devil’s insistence? Riiiight…okay.

Secondly, and this is a biggy, how the Dickens is anybody supposed to pick up the first thing about English accents and mannerisms from that?


You have already read 10 premium articles for free today
Access immediately the premium content with Multipass

Or come back tomorrow