By Chris Wright
As it says on the bottle, Dortmund’s cleaning spray is ‘multi-purpose’, ‘powerful’ and the perfect stocking filler for just €6…
Also available from the Dortmund store: official club mustard, superglue. and something called ‘cockpit spray‘.
More in Pies’ 2012 Christmas tat/gift series…
No. 1 – The Zlatan Sweater
No. 2 – Sexy Managers Calendar
No. 3 – Huddersfield Tape Measure
No. 4 – Hibernian Car Mat (Singular)
No. 5 – Colchester United Rubiks Cube
No. 6 – Burnley Champagne
No. 7 – Newcastle Icecube Tray
No. 8 – Schalke 04 Fitted Bed Sheet
No. 9 – Real Madrid Scissors
No. 10 – Tottenham Clothes Pegs
No. 11 – Man City Garden Tool Set
No. 12 – Napoli Baby Rocker + Paddling Pool