By Chris Wright
Given that the general Geordie populace deem the wearing of anything resembling an outer layer of clothing in temperatures above -30° to be “a bit pansy-ish”, we can’t imagine that Newcastle’s official online store have shifted too many of these hand-warmer gel packs, despite being an utter bargain at 50p for a pack of two.
Oh well, all the more for us then…
Failing that, why not treat a loved one to an official NUFC inflatable guitar, box of soap or toilet mat this non-denominational festive period?
More in Pies’ 2013 Christmas Gift Guide…
#1: Official Zlatan Ibrahimovic Plush Doll
#2: Neil Lennon 2014 Calendar
#3: Bayern Munich BBQ Spice Marinade
#4: Official Marek Hamsik Perfume
#5: Brendan Rodgers Mask
#6: Atletico Madrid ‘His & Hers’ G-Strings