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Pies 2013 Christmas Gift Ideas, No.1 – Official PSG Zlatan Ibrahimovic Plush Doll

By Chris Wright

Huzzah! ‘Tis that time of year again and, to celebrate the transition into advent and to give those of you out there struggling for suitable festive prezzie solutions for the football fan in your life a helping hand, Pies’ celebrated annual Christmas Gift Guide is farting back into life.

First up, and available for an incredibly reasonable €35 (roughly £30) from PSG’s online megastore: It’s the official Zlatan Ibrahimovic plush doll…


Standing proud at 35cm tall, Zlatan is 100% polyester and – here’s the best bit ladies and gents – he’s machine washable!

In the interest of fairness, we should point out that assorted other dolls are available (Cavani, Lavezzi, Lucas Moura, Thiago Silva, etc) though, frankly, why you’d opt for anything other than your own personal Ibra is beyond us.

A few of 2012′s choice Xmas gift ideas…

Burnley champagne
Huddersfield Town tape measure
Coventry City hardhat
Manchester City garden tool set
Borussia Dortmund multi-purpose cleaner spray
Real Madrid scissors
Hibernian car mat set

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By Chris on December 3rd, 2013 in Featured, Funnies, Kits & fashion, Ligue 1, Newsnow. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

5 Responses to “Pies 2013 Christmas Gift Ideas, No.1 – Official PSG Zlatan Ibrahimovic Plush Doll”

  1. JR says:

    that is terrifying

  2. Jarren says:

    @JR: Terrifyingly CUTE, you mean!

    …not something I thought I’d ever say about Zlatan.

    Does it come with secret button for some Taekwondo moves?

  3. porcelain sandwich says:

    Someone’s just stuck a PSG shirt over a Mulan doll.

  4. Wilson says:

    35cm tall, probably still better at football than any of us.

  5. TravisKOP says:

    nose isnt big enough

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