Rejoice fair people of Pies, for Royston Drenthe is dipping his sainted toe back in the rap game.
Roya2Faces, as his mother probably refuses to call him, has dropped a new hip-hop banger entitled ‘Paranoia’…
The Dutch language doesn’t really lend itself to rap – it’s like listening to a flu patient politely attempting to clear his throat for three and a half minutes.
Still, ‘Paranoia’ is a marked improvement on Drenthe’s debut single from 2011 – a soppy tribute to his daughter that sounded suspiciously like ‘Seven Days’ by Craig David…