Proof, if proof be need be, that Diouf is the worst kind of modern footballer: crass, vulgar, superficial and with no concept of good taste (OK, he has a children’s charity, but let’s ignore that for now):
Look at the fricking state of that gold Cadillac. What was he thinking? Perhaps his new customised car has special properties, as he parked illegally in a loading bay while having lunch in a Manchester restaurant, and didn’t even get a parking ticket. Try that in south London mate and you’d be towed after three minutes.
What a cockmaster.