Transfers & Rumours
Transfer Rumours: Football is awash with gossip, hogwash, tittle tattle and rumours and we’ll dutifully round them all up here for you and assess them in our own wry, irreverent way.
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‘It’s My Dream To Play For Chelsea’ – Neymar Flaunts His Wares
March 29th, 2011
Chelsea
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It’s Official – Jens Lehmann Agrees To Rejoin Arsenal
March 17th, 2011
Arsenal
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‘I Jumped At The Chance’ – Jens Lehmann In Line To Aid Arsenal Goalkeeping Crisis
March 15th, 2011
Arsenal
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‘I Have Everything Here’ – Didier Drogba Quashes Chelsea Exit Rumours
March 1st, 2011
Chelsea
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‘Tevez Will Stay In Europe For Three Years’ – Puppet-Master Kia Joorabchian
February 25th, 2011
Man City
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Samir Nasri Tears Up Arsenal Contract, Boards Plane For Barcelona
February 22nd, 2011
Arsenal
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‘I Love Chelsea’ – Jose Mourinho Issues Timely Reminder
February 22nd, 2011
Chelsea
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Misty-Eyed Hugo Lloris ‘Dreams’ About Man Utd Move
February 16th, 2011
Man Utd
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‘Where Does Messi Come From?’ – Barcelona Dangle And Wenger Bites
February 16th, 2011
Arsenal
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Dimitar Berbatov Set For Fresh, £175k-A-Week Contract
February 15th, 2011
Man Utd
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‘Poaching Fabregas Would Be Justice’ – Ex-Barca Chief Joan Laporta
February 15th, 2011
Arsenal
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‘If You’re A Great Player There Is Money Everywhere’ – Zlatan Explains Man City Snub
February 15th, 2011
Man City
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Blackburn Reveal Failed January Bid For Luis Fabiano
February 10th, 2011
Blackburn Rovers
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Newcastle Sign Veteran Striker Shefki Kuqi, Meh
February 10th, 2011
Newcastle Utd
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Newcastle Target Truly Awful Andy Carroll Replacements
February 9th, 2011
Newcastle Utd
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‘Cesc Fabregas Deal Is Dead For Now’ – Barcelona Chief Raul Sanllehi
February 9th, 2011
Arsenal
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Kenny Dalglish ‘Almost Certain’ To Take Liverpool Job
February 8th, 2011
Liverpool
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‘I Won’t Lie, I Want Champions League Football’ – Pepe Reina Angles For Man Utd Move?
February 8th, 2011
Liverpool
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Chelsea May Recoup Fernando Torres Transfer Fee In Shirt Sales Alone
February 4th, 2011
Chelsea
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Chelsea Plot Summer Sale – Five Big Names Face The Chop
February 4th, 2011
Chelsea
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‘When I Left Liverpool, It Was Like I’d Killed Someone’ – Javier Mascherano
February 4th, 2011
Barcelona
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Everton About To Sack David Moyes?
February 2nd, 2011
Everton
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Top 10 January Window Transfers In The Premier League
February 2nd, 2011
Featured
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Luis Suarez Given Go-Ahead To Make Liverpool Debut Tonight
February 2nd, 2011
Liverpool
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‘Where’s The Logic?’ – Arsene Wenger Rails At Chelsea Spending
February 2nd, 2011
Arsenal