Transfers & Rumours
Transfer Rumours: Football is awash with gossip, hogwash, tittle tattle and rumours and we’ll dutifully round them all up here for you and assess them in our own wry, irreverent way.
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Lionel Messi Offered Contract By French Second Tier Club Angers SCO
March 29th, 2012
Barcelona
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Terry Venables Makes Shock Return To Management, Answers Wembley Call
March 28th, 2012
Managers
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Arjen Robben Hints At Bayern Departure, Puts Premier League Clubs On Alert
March 23rd, 2012
Bundesliga
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Fernando Torres Eyed By Juventus Over Summer Move – Should Chelsea Let Him Go?
March 20th, 2012
Chelsea
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Dimitar Berbatov On Way Out Of Old Trafford, Deemed ‘Too Slow’ For Fergie’s First XI
March 20th, 2012
Man Utd
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Liverpool Reject Alberto Aquilani Set To Make Loan Move To Milan Permanent
March 16th, 2012
Liverpool
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‘Only A Madman Would Sign Him Now’ – Farewell Adriano, We Hardly Knew Ye
March 13th, 2012
FAIL
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Robbie Fowler Knocks Back Blackpool Deal After Being Offered Just £90 A Week
March 8th, 2012
Blackpool
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Man City Boss Mancini Flirts With Van Persie As Gunners Seal £10.9m Deal For Podolski
March 8th, 2012
Arsenal
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Hernan Crespo Offered To Norwegian Second Division Side HamKam, Gets Swiftly Rejected
March 6th, 2012
FAIL
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Chelsea Sack Andre Villas-Boas, Rafa Benitez To Be Sworn In ‘Within 48 Hours’
March 4th, 2012
Chelsea
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Robbie Fowler Returns To England, Trains With Blackpool Ahead Of Short-Term Deal
March 1st, 2012
Blackpool
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Jose Mourinho Looks At Houses (And Buys Doughnuts) In London – What Can It All Mean?
February 29th, 2012
Chelsea
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Arsenal Agree Personal Terms With Lukas Podolski, According To Bild
February 28th, 2012
Arsenal
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Theo Walcott Linked With Incredible Daniel Sturridge Swap Move – Could It Really Happen?
February 22nd, 2012
Arsenal
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‘We All Make Mistakes’ – Philosophical Fergie Admits To Passing On Joe Hart For £100,000
February 20th, 2012
Man City
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‘When You Don’t Win Anything For Years, People Understand Why You Leave’ – Zlatan Urges Van Persie To Up-Sticks At Arsenal
February 18th, 2012
Arsenal
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Aston Villa Announce New Signing – Talon-ted Winger By The Name Of ‘Gee’
February 15th, 2012
Aston Villa
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Eden Hazard Hints At Tottenham Move, Arsenal Fans Groan In Collective Frustration
February 14th, 2012
Arsenal
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Matthew Upson Set To Leave Stoke And Follow Nicolas Anelka To Chinese Super League
February 7th, 2012
Stoke City
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Rio Ferdinand Outed As Harry Redknapp’s Chief Scout At Tottenham
February 2nd, 2012
Man Utd
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‘Zamora Joins Coons Park Rangers’ – Deadline Day Sends Sky Sports Gobshite Jim White All Racist (Video)
February 1st, 2012
FAIL
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Five Best/Worst Transfer Deadline Day Signings – January 2012
February 1st, 2012
Featured
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Pies Transfer Deadline Day Live(ish) Blog
January 31st, 2012
Transfers & Rumours
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Snapshot: Kevin De Bruyne Joins Chelsea, Holds New Work Clothes Aloft
January 31st, 2012
Chelsea