Transfers & Rumours
Transfer Rumours: Football is awash with gossip, hogwash, tittle tattle and rumours and we’ll dutifully round them all up here for you and assess them in our own wry, irreverent way.
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Scottish Semi-Pro Side Inverurie Locos Attempt To Sell Player Using Classified Ads In Local Paper
June 1st, 2013
Newsnow
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Slavia Sofia Transfer List Player Who Cried After Costing His Opponents The Bulgarian Title
May 31st, 2013
FAIL
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Lottery Millionaire Uses Winnings To Buy Shares In Odd Grenland Defender So Club Aren’t Forced To Sell
May 31st, 2013
Newsnow
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Despite Overcoming Liver Cancer And Returning To Action, Eric Abidal Is Released By Barcelona
May 30th, 2013
Barcelona
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Top 10 Free Transfers Available Now Across Europe’s ‘Big Five’ Leagues
May 29th, 2013
Featured
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Gareth Bale’s Poo-Stirring Agent Says He’s Happily Listen To Offers From Real Madrid
May 29th, 2013
Newsnow
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Neymar Signs Five-Year Deal With Barcelona, Confirms It On Instagram (Photo)
May 26th, 2013
Barcelona
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Your Call: Where Will Christian Benteke End Up Next Season?
May 23rd, 2013
Aston Villa
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‘My Next Coach Begins With An ‘M” – Napoli Owner Aurelio De Laurentiis Teases Big Mick’s Arrival At Stadio San Paolo?
May 22nd, 2013
Managers
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Roberto Mancini Sacked By Man City – Did He Ever Properly Get To Grips With City’s Luxury Liner?
May 14th, 2013
Featured
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‘You Always Ruin Everything!’ – Zlatan Ibrahimovic Rages At Leonardo In Dressing Room As PSG Celebrate Title Win (Video)
May 13th, 2013
Hardmen
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Wayne Rooney Asks To Leave Man Utd For Second Time, Club Claim He’s Not For Sale
May 9th, 2013
Man Utd
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QPR’s Stephen Mbia Tweets Joey Barton, Asks If They Can Swap Clubs, Claims Account Was Hacked
May 7th, 2013
Media
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Jose Mourinho Spotted In Ikea Buying €200’s Worth Of Boxes And Tape – Whatever Could It Mean?
May 7th, 2013
La Liga
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Snapshot: Dortmund Fans Wave Mario Götze On His Way With Huge ‘F**k Off!’ Banner
May 5th, 2013
Bundesliga
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Top XI Worst Signings Of Mark Hughes’ Managerial Career
May 1st, 2013
Blackburn Rovers
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Bayern Munich Agree To Sign Mario Götze From Borussia Dortmund
April 23rd, 2013
Bundesliga
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‘There Is No Agreement’ – Joey Barton Claims Deal In Place To Stay At Marseille Next Season, Marseille Not Quite So Sure
April 11th, 2013
FAIL
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Rangers Striker Francisco Sandaza Admits Joining For The Money After Being Duped By Celtic Fan Posing As MLS Agent
March 20th, 2013
FAIL
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Remember Hannover’s Signing That Turned Out To Be 9cm Shorter Than Advertised? He’s Also Got Tuberculosis…
February 23rd, 2013
Bundesliga
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So It Begins: Dani Alves Would Love To Sign Jack Wilshire For Barcelona
February 19th, 2013
Arsenal
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Buyer’s Remorse: Bury Release Striker Jeanvion Yulu-Matondo After One Day At The Club
February 13th, 2013
FAIL
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Anzhi Claim QPR Were ‘Out Of Their Minds’ To Sign Chris Samba
February 13th, 2013
Newsnow
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Norwegian 8th Division Club Made Bid For David Beckham: Offered No. 7 Shirt, Badge, Discounted Members Fee And A Sports Bag!
February 2nd, 2013
Funnies
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Mario Balotelli Unveiled At AC Milan, Has Few Parting Shots At English Football (Photos)
February 2nd, 2013
Newsnow