Transfers & Rumours
Transfer Rumours: Football is awash with gossip, hogwash, tittle tattle and rumours and we’ll dutifully round them all up here for you and assess them in our own wry, irreverent way.
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QPR Agree £12m Deal To Sell Chris Samba Back To Anzhi Michaelastrachan Five Months After Signing Him For £12m
July 2nd, 2013
QPR
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Arsene Wenger’s Rumoured Summer Spending-Spree Kicks Off With Purchase Of Gangly French Youngster Yaya Sanogo
July 1st, 2013
Arsenal
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Football GIF: Man Utd Attempt To Lure Thiago Alcantara To Old Trafford Using The Terminator
June 28th, 2013
Barcelona
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‘It’s A Big Risk To Play Both’ – Johan Cruyff Says Barcelona Should Seriously Consider Selling Lionel Messi Now They Have Neymar
June 25th, 2013
Barcelona
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Carlo Ancelotti And His Magnificent Eyebrow Are Appointed As New Real Madrid Manager, Laurent Blanc Takes PSG Job
June 25th, 2013
Ligue 1
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Chelsea Agree £49.3m Fee For Edinson Cavani According To Napoli’s Official Radio Station
June 25th, 2013
Chelsea
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Some Cheeky Scamp (Possibly David De Gea) Wrote ‘See You In Manchester’ On Thiago Alcantara’s Hat-Trick Matchball After Euro U21 Final (Photo)
June 20th, 2013
Barcelona
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Henrik Larsson, 41, Agrees To Come Out Of Retirement To Play One Last Game For Boyhood Club Hogaborgs BK
June 19th, 2013
Newsnow
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Yaya Sanogo Sells Himself: New Arsenal Recruit Reveals He Nearly Quit Football A Year Ago To Work As A Postman
June 19th, 2013
Arsenal
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Premier League Transfer Targets It’s Worth Getting To Know, #4: Geoffrey Kondogbia
June 17th, 2013
Arsenal
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Man City Claim Scouting Network Database Hacked By Rival Club
June 16th, 2013
Man City
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Chelsea Sign Andre Schurrle From Bayer Leverkusen – Because They’re Short Of A Few Attacking Midfielders
June 13th, 2013
Bundesliga
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Man Utd Accidentally ‘Confirm’ Robert Lewandowski Signing On Club Website, Immediately Delete Article
June 11th, 2013
Bundesliga
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Luis Suarez Reiterates Desire To Leave Liverpool Because Of The Nasty, Horrible English Media
June 11th, 2013
Liverpool
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Premier League Transfer Targets It’s Worth Getting To Know, #3: Clement Grenier
June 11th, 2013
Featured
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Rumour Has It That Tony Pulis May Have Applied For The Athletic Bilbao Job
June 11th, 2013
La Liga
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Premier League Transfer Targets It’s Worth Getting To Know, #2: Kevin Strootman
June 10th, 2013
Featured
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Premier League Unveil List Of Players Released This Summer: Arshavin, Gallas And David Bentley Among Cast-Offs
June 8th, 2013
Transfers & Rumours
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Transfer Toss: Chelsea Playing Footsy With Edinson Cavani And Hulk Under The Table
June 7th, 2013
Chelsea
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Man City Spaff £34m On Fernandinho – A Whole Lot Of Wasted Spondoolicks?
June 7th, 2013
Featured
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Rory Delap Released By Stoke: Farewell You Heroic, Gibbon-Armed Trebuchet Of A Man! (Tribute Video)
June 6th, 2013
Stoke City
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Premier League Transfer Targets It’s Worth Getting To Know, #1: Henrikh Mkhitaryan
June 5th, 2013
Featured
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Jesus Navas Joins Man City For £17m: Godsend For Headline Writers
June 4th, 2013
Man City
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First Photos: Neymar Arrives At Barcelona To Seal The Deal
June 3rd, 2013
Barcelona
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Premier League Website Jump The Gun, Prematurely Announce Jose Mourinho As Chelsea’s New Manager
June 2nd, 2013
Chelsea