Transfers & Rumours
Transfer Rumours: Football is awash with gossip, hogwash, tittle tattle and rumours and we’ll dutifully round them all up here for you and assess them in our own wry, irreverent way.
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Transfer Toss: Man Utd Reject ‘£10m Plus Juan Mata Or David Luiz’ Offer From Chelsea For Wayne Rooney
July 17th, 2013
Chelsea
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Edinson Cavani Joins PSG For Whopping €63m – More Than Bayern Munich Received For Winning The Champions League (Photos)
July 16th, 2013
Ligue 1
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Mario Gomez Welcomed To Fiorentina By 20,000 Roaring Fans And, Yes – His Theme Song Has Been Updated (Videos)
July 16th, 2013
Serie A
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David Villa Repeatedly Mobbed By Frenzied Fans At Atletico Madrid Unveiling (Video & Photos)
July 16th, 2013
La Liga
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Transfer Toss: Man Utd Lodge €30m Offer For Cesc Fabregas After Missing Out On Thiago
July 15th, 2013
Barcelona
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Thiago Alcantara Pays €2m From His Own Pocket To Seal Bayern Munich Move
July 15th, 2013
Barcelona
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Sporting Lisbon Fans Attempt To Kidnap Bruma In Order To Prevent Him Joining Chelsea
July 11th, 2013
Chelsea
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Spanish Sh*t Stirrers AS Claim To Have Found Mocked-Up ‘Gareth Bale’ Real Madrid Shirt At Bernabeu
July 11th, 2013
Kits & fashion
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‘Thiago Is The Only One I Want’ – Pep Guardiola Commands Bayern Munich To Pilfer Man Utd’s No.1 Transfer Target
July 11th, 2013
Barcelona
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Man City Unveil New Boss Manuel Pellegrini, Manuel Pellegrini Unveils New £34m Man Fernandinho (Photos)
July 10th, 2013
Man City
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Penniless Costa Rican Club Trade Player For Princely Sum Of 50 Footballs
July 10th, 2013
Newsnow
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Snapshot: Radamel Falcao Presented At Monaco, Already Has The ‘Riviera Playboy’ Look Locked In…
July 10th, 2013
Kits & fashion
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Out Of The Blue: Veteran Aussie Glovesman Mark Schwarzer Joins Chelsea In One-Year Deal
July 9th, 2013
Chelsea
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Benoit Assou-Ekotto Admits He’s Never Heard Of New £17m Tottenham Teammate Paulinho (Video)
July 9th, 2013
Newsnow
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Atletico Madrid Sign David Villa From Under Tottenham’s Noses, Possibily For As Little As £2.1m
July 8th, 2013
Barcelona
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Liverpool Knock Back £30m Bid For Luis Suarez From…Drum Roll Please…Arsenal
July 8th, 2013
Arsenal
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Brazilian Box-To-Boxer Paulinho Finally Joins Tottenham In £17m Deal (Photos)
July 6th, 2013
Newsnow
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Transfer Toss: Southampton Boss Mauricio Pochettino Unveils Impressive Summer Shopping List – Wanyama, Damiao And Banega
July 5th, 2013
Newsnow
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Nomadic Nicolas Anelka Makes It Six Different Premier League Clubs, Joins West Brom In One-Year Deal (First Photos)
July 4th, 2013
Newsnow
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Transfer Toss: Man City Fancy Alvaro Negredo, Hot On The Heels Of £24m-Rated Sevilla Striker
July 4th, 2013
La Liga
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Snapshot: Real Madrid Show Off Their Brand New £23m Isco…
July 4th, 2013
La Liga
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Juventus New-Boy Carlos Tevez And Family Dance With Unbridled Joy On Leaving Manchester (Video)
July 3rd, 2013
Man City
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Bayern Munich Forced To Apologise To Adidas After Mario Götze Wears Nike T-Shirt At Official Unveiling
July 3rd, 2013
Bundesliga
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Paulinho Bursts Into Tears After Accidentally Joining Tottenham (Video)
July 3rd, 2013
Funnies
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Former Arsenal Invincible And Amateur Dieting Enthusiast Kolo Toure Signs For Liverpool (First Photos)
July 2nd, 2013
Liverpool