Transfers & Rumours
Transfer Rumours: Football is awash with gossip, hogwash, tittle tattle and rumours and we’ll dutifully round them all up here for you and assess them in our own wry, irreverent way.
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‘The Phone Went Dead And I Laughed And Laughed!’ – Gillingham Boss Martin Allen Plays Deadline Day Prank On Chairman
February 1st, 2013
Football League
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Snapshot: Newcastle Welcome French Legion By Decorating Canteen And Laying On Gallic Menu…
February 1st, 2013
Newcastle Utd
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David Beckham Joins PSG For Five Months, Pledges Entire Salary To Charity
January 31st, 2013
Featured
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Pies’ January Transfer Deadline Day Live(ish) Blog
January 31st, 2013
Transfers & Rumours
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Hundreds Of AC Milan Fans Dispersed With Tear Gas After Swarming Outside Restaurant Where Mario Balotelli Was Eating (Video)
January 31st, 2013
Man City
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Fitba Thatba Present: Transfer Deadline Day! The Musical (Video)
January 30th, 2013
Funnies
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Should Man City Just Cut Their Losses And Flog Mario Balotelli?
January 29th, 2013
Featured
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Man Utd Agree £15m Deal For Wilfried Zaha, Move Delayed Until July
January 25th, 2013
Man Utd
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Short Changed: Hannover Sign Brazilian Franca, Discover He’s 9cm Shorter Than They Were Told!
January 23rd, 2013
Bundesliga
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Top 10 Football Transfer U-Turns, Close Shaves & Last-Minute Changes Of Heart
January 22nd, 2013
Featured
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Wesley Sneijder Gets Standard Turkish Welcome From Galatasaray Fans, Makes Mistake Of Popping Head Through Sunroof! (Video)
January 21st, 2013
Serie A
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Snapshot: Theo Walcott Signs Da Ting, Pens £100,000 Per Week Deal With Arsenal
January 18th, 2013
Arsenal
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QPR Strike While The Iron Is Cold – Why £15m For Loic Remy And Yann M’Vila May Not Be The Bargain It Should Be
January 16th, 2013
Featured
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Fabricio Coloccini Asks To Leave Newcastle In January, Return To Argentina For ‘Personal Reasons’
January 11th, 2013
Newcastle Utd
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Man City Sign TV Chef Jamie Oliver On Five-Year Deal
January 10th, 2013
Man City
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First Photo: Chelsea Complete £7m Demba Ba Deal, Poses With New Work Uniform
January 4th, 2013
Chelsea
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Snapshot: John Terry’s Instagram Sorta Kinda Confirms Chelsea Plan To Release Frank Lampard Back Into The Wild…
January 4th, 2013
Chelsea
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‘I Was About To Scream ‘Raaaah’ When I See There’s Loads Of Them’ – Rio Ferdinand Recalls Time Eight Hooded Men Turned Up At His House
January 3rd, 2013
Hardmen
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French International Mathieu Debuchy Set To Join Alan Pardew’s French Revolution At Newcastle United
December 30th, 2012
Newcastle Utd
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Sao Paulo Sign Bayern Munich Defender Breno On Three-Year Deal… Even Though He’s Serving Three-Year Prison Sentence For Arson
December 21st, 2012
Bundesliga
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David Beckham To Quit LA Galaxy For ‘One Last Experience’ Elsewhere
November 20th, 2012
MLS
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Arsenal Jilt Junior Gunners, Send Out £20 Membership Packs With Robin Van Persie & Alex Song On Cover
November 8th, 2012
Arsenal
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Liverpool Offer Written Apology To Football Blogger Harangued By Club Communications Bod Jen Chang
October 31st, 2012
FAIL
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Snapshot: Wonderfully Elaborate Pro-Man Utd Graffiti Found On Fire Exit Door In Leeds…
October 26th, 2012
Funnies
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Does Ashley Cole Deserve Another Chelsea Contract Despite Being An Ancient, Decrepit 31-Year-Old Man?
October 15th, 2012
Chelsea