Transfers & Rumours
Transfer Rumours: Football is awash with gossip, hogwash, tittle tattle and rumours and we’ll dutifully round them all up here for you and assess them in our own wry, irreverent way.
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Deadline Day Snapshot: Charlie Adam Is Officially A Stoke Player…
August 31st, 2012
Liverpool
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Presenting: The ‘Richard Wright Homesick Threshold’ Map…
August 31st, 2012
Funnies
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Julio Cesar Bursts Into Inconsolable Tears After Realising He’s Joined QPR (Video)
August 30th, 2012
Funnies
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Chelsea Kings Of The Big Spenders As Transfer Window Deals Hit £4.4bn In 10 Years
August 30th, 2012
Transfers & Rumours
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‘He Is Not Worthy Of Our City Or Shirt’ – Fiorentina Left Seething Over Dimitar Berbatov U-Turn
August 30th, 2012
FAIL
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Man City And Liverpool Wait In The Wings As Theo Walcott Stalls Over New Arsenal Deal
August 28th, 2012
Arsenal
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Luka Modric Agrees Five-Year Deal With Real Madrid – It’s Over, It’s Finally Over!
August 27th, 2012
Real Madrid
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Sunderland Sign Adam Johnson From Man City On Four-Year Deal (Photos)
August 25th, 2012
Man City
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Bloody Impressive Business: Wolves Rake In Astonishing £25(ish)m For Steven Fletcher And Matt Jarvis!
August 24th, 2012
Sunderland
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Chelsea Complete £7m Deal To Bring Cesar Azpilicueta In From Marseille
August 24th, 2012
Chelsea
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Football GIF: Andres Villas-Boas Whips Out Stepladder, Climbs Stairway To Adebayor
August 23rd, 2012
GIFs
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Real Madrid Jump The Gun Slightly, Publish ‘Luka Modric’ Profile Page On Official Website
August 22nd, 2012
FAIL
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Andres Villas-Boas Logic Is Highly Illogical…
August 22nd, 2012
QPR
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Jack Rodwell Unveiled At Man City By Haggard Old Italian Gentleman (Photos)
August 17th, 2012
Man City
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First Photos: Robin Van Persie In A Man Utd Shirt…
August 17th, 2012
Arsenal
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#TheBartonEffect: Olympique Marseille Fan Erupts Over Joey Barton’s Imminent Loan Move
August 17th, 2012
Ligue 1
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AC Milan Sign Up 10-Year Old Scottish Girl After Holiday Kick-About In Spain
August 16th, 2012
Serie A
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Snapshot: De Telegraaf Concoct Elegant Headline For Man Utd’s New Strikeforce…
August 16th, 2012
Arsenal
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Is Piers Morgan’s Suicide Threat The Real Reason Arsenal Sold Robin Van Persie?
August 15th, 2012
Arsenal
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Man Utd Agree £24m Deal To Sign Robin Van Persie – Medical Scheduled For Thursday
August 15th, 2012
Arsenal
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Nicklas Bendtner Has ‘Three Demands’ Over Potential Transfer – What Could They Possibly Be?
August 14th, 2012
Arsenal
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Disgruntled At Being Left On The Bench, Kolo Toure Gives Community Shield Winners Medal To Man City Fan (Photo)
August 13th, 2012
FAIL
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Liverpool Finally Get Their Man – Joe Allen Joins The Rodgers Revolution For £15m (Photo)
August 11th, 2012
Liverpool
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Agent Claims Clutch Of Premier League Clubs Chasing Michael Owen, But Can The Striker Still Cut It At The Top?
August 9th, 2012
Man Utd
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Man Utd Gazumped By PSG Over €45m Lucas Moura, But Still Keen On RVP
August 9th, 2012
Man Utd