Transfers & Rumours
Transfer Rumours: Football is awash with gossip, hogwash, tittle tattle and rumours and we’ll dutifully round them all up here for you and assess them in our own wry, irreverent way.
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Chelsea See Juan Mata Bid Knocked Back, Open Talks Over €55m Porto Pair
August 18th, 2011
Chelsea
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Liverpool Lead Chase For Gary Cahill, Offer Crap Striker & Borderline Toddler In Part-Exchange
August 18th, 2011
Bolton Wanderers
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Sunderland Close To Another Cracking Signing – Niko Kranjcar On His Way
August 17th, 2011
Sunderland
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Tottenham Perilously Close To Signing Adebayor On Loan, Lodge Fresh £3.5m Offer For Sweaty Tibetan Fox
August 17th, 2011
Man City
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Samir Nasri’s Man City Move ‘Nearly Done’, Arsenal Eyeing £26m Belgian Replacement
August 17th, 2011
Arsenal
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The Very Best Of Emmanuel Eboue
August 16th, 2011
Arsenal
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Chelsea To Swoop For Liverpool’s Raul Meireles Because Villas-Boas Managed Him For One Game?
August 16th, 2011
Chelsea
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‘It’s True, I’ve Received An Offer’ – Inter Milan Make Their Move For Diego Forlan
August 16th, 2011
Serie A
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First Photos: Cesc Fabregas Unveiled By Barcelona – Sweet Merciful Heavens It’s Over!
August 15th, 2011
Arsenal
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Official: Cesc Fabregas Finally Signs (w/ Photo Evidence)
August 15th, 2011
Arsenal
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Arsenal Poised To Spunk £20m Of ‘Fabregasri’ Cash On Scott Dann + One Of Shakhtar’s Brazilians
August 12th, 2011
Arsenal
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First Photo: Jose Enrique Arrives At Melwood For Liverpool Medical
August 11th, 2011
Liverpool
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Just As Phil Thompson Prophesied – Liverpool Agree Fee For Jose Enrique
August 11th, 2011
Liverpool
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Two Bids Accepted: Fabregas & Nasri Teetering On Arsenal Exits
August 11th, 2011
Arsenal
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Samuel Eto’o On Brink Of Anzhi Switch, Russians Offer Mind-Bogglingly Ma-hoo-sive Contract
August 10th, 2011
Serie A
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Paris Saint-Germain Unveil €42m’s Worth Of Javier Pastore (Photos)
August 9th, 2011
Photos
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First Photos: Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain Completes £12m Arsenal Move
August 9th, 2011
Arsenal
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Snapshot: Romelu Lukaku Arrives In London For Chelsea Medical
August 8th, 2011
Chelsea
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‘Lactose-Tolerant, Ingerlandish And Not That C**t Ashley’ – The Joe Cole Sales Brochure
August 6th, 2011
Funnies
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Crystal Palace Lodge Three Bids For Bournemouth’s Danny Ings During Pre-Season Friendly…Against Bournemouth
August 5th, 2011
Championship
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Joey Barton To Be Released On Free Transfer Over Twitter Farrago – Mike Ashley Drops A Bollock Once Again
August 2nd, 2011
Newcastle Utd
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The BIG Question: Man Utd Expect ‘One More’ Summer Signing – Who’s It Going To Be?
July 27th, 2011
Man Utd
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‘Everything Is Going Well’ – Sergio Aguero Agrees Personal Terms With Man City, £38m Transfer Imminent
July 27th, 2011
La Liga
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New York Cosmos Sign Up Sol Campbell, Fabio Cannavaro, Patrick Vieira & Robbie Keane…
July 22nd, 2011
MLS
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Man City Home In On Sergio Aguero, Chelsea Lodge £18m Bid For Romelu Lukaku
July 21st, 2011
Chelsea