Horror Hair: Hulk Unveils Gaudy New Dye-Job, Scores Exquisite Chip vs Nacional

Chris Wright

24th, October 2011


By Chris Wright


Porto tonked Nacional Madeira 5-0 at a rain-sodden Dragao last night, with Hulk notching a superb chipped effort to round-out the scoring and send his side back to the top of the league – though the real talking point was the debut of the Brazilian’s eye-catching new dye-job, a shade of a yellow referred to as ‘First Piss of the Morning’ on the Dulux colour chart…

Lovely goal but what, pray tell, do you make of that hair? I’m frankly amazed that it didn’t run considering the bloody awful weather!