Shit Football Kits: Fans Queue Up To Mock New Central Coast Mariners ‘Palm Tree’ Strips (Photo)

Chris Wright

4th, August 2015


Central Coast Mariners have released their new kits for 2015/16 today and suffice it to say they’ve gone down like a ten-tonne turd.

All three kits are on the very cusp of being completely unremarkable, and then the Mariners went and whacked a massive palm tree on the front – a design feature the club are calling a “bold statement“, though of what they fail to clarify…


The fans aren’t happy, with Mariners supporters queuing up on social media to deride it…

“An automatic tree-nil loss” is a personal favourite.

And to think, they were so close to achieving inoffensive mediocrity.

(Photo: @CCMariners)/Many thanks to Pies fan Guy Bellamy for the nudge!)