Move over ‘United Passions‘, because it looks like there’s a new worst football movie ever in town.
What you’re about to witness is the trailor for a new movie that looks so ineffably awful that Guardian reviewer Stuart Heritage assumed it must be a deliberate hoax of some sort.
Dangerous Game stars Callum Best (reality ‘star’ son of George) as a Premiership footballer who dabbles in robbing shoe shops while dressed as Gary Lineker on behalf of the Russian mafia – or something like that.
Because truth is stranger than fiction, Darren Day also turns in a masterful cameo as a Russian mob boss.
Oh, and that cage fighter bloke who was once married to Jordan (citation needed) is also in it…
To echo the plaintiff cry repeated several times in Heritage’s bemused review – it can’t be real. It just can’t.
Strangely, he also claims to have fed several lines of dialogue and the movie’s title into Google and found that a high proportion of it seems to be harvested from a Teen Wolf fan fiction forum.
Make of that what you will.