Top 10 Americans To Play In The Premier League

Chris Wright

11th, April 2012


By Chris Wright

YEEHAA!!! In honour of Clint Dempsey’s exemplary exertions this season; superseding Louis Saha’s previous record (13) as Fulham’s single-season Premier League goalscorer by knocking in his 14th, 15th, and 16th league goals of the campaign over the Easter weekend and taking his overall 2011/12 tally to 22 in the process – we thought we’d offer an ‘umble doff of our cloth caps to the best rootin’ tootin’ Yankee Doodle American players to ply their trade this side of the pond.

Apologies for all the casual national stereotyping just then, where I come from it’s a term of endearment…

10. John Harkes – Included by virtue of being the first ever American to play in the Premier League, playing for Sheffield Wednesday (not ‘playing FOR Sheffield ON Wednesday’ as the New York Times once diligently reported!) between 1990-’93 before going on to represent Derby, West Ham and Nott’m Forest in Angleterre with varying levels of mediocrity.

A National Soccer Hall of Famer in the States, Harkes played for the USA in both the 1990 and 1994 World Cups before *allegedly* bonking Eric Wynalda’s wife on the eve of the 1998 tournament and being subsequently ostracised from the squad as a result.

9. Marcus Hahnemann – Made his name in the Premier League at Reading, making 339 appearances for the club and racking up 13 clean sheets and more saves than any other top flight ‘keeper (139) during the 2006/’07 season – the year before the Royals were relegated.

Proud possessor of both one of football’s worst yet most enduring ‘soul patch’ goatees and what is possibly the record for the length of time between international caps – making his debut for the US in November of 1994 and then having to wait nine years until June of 2003 for his next call-up.

Also a qualified pilot, death metal enthusiast, Carbine rifle fanatic and keeper of chickens.

8. Kasey Keller – That hair didn’t last for long, did it Kasey? A really solid ‘keeper for many years despite being completely bald by the age of 27, Keller etched his name in Leicester City folklore as their reliable No. 1 during the Foxes’ brief Martin O’Neill-inspired period of over-achievement in the mid-to-late 1990s that saw them win the League Cup and claim four consecutive top-ten Premier League finishes.

Keller grew up on an egg farm in Washington and once had a electropop song written about him by a band called ‘Barcelona’ after single-handedly keeping Brazil at bay (this way for both the song and the highlights) during a CONCACAF Gold Cup semi-final in 1998 – a goalkeeping performance Romario hailed as the “greatest he’d ever seen.”

7. Stuart Holden – Classy and eminently likeable little central midfielder with a natty line in superhero pyjamas, Holden is currently on the books at Bolton where a hefty knee injury sustained against Manchester United in March last season and the requisite surgeries it entailed have cruelly robbed him of his momentum.

Last October, with her young son coming to terms with being sidelined for months on end, Holden’s mum sourced a pair of crutches and went to a Halloween party dressed as her crocked son as a joke.

Mum humour, eh?

6. Claudio Reyna – Arguably the most complete outfield player the US has ever produced, Reyna played for Sunderland and Man City (back when elite players like Kiki Musampa, Antoine Sibierski and Sun Jihai were running amok at the CoMS) between 2001 and 2007 after a couple of successful seasons north of the border with Rangers.

Unfortunately, his time in England was repeatedly stymied by several nasty knee and back knacks, with a hernaited disc eventually forcing him into retirement in 2009 after managing just 30-odd games in two years for New York Red Bulls.

5. Landon Donovan – The oft-vaunted all-American golden boy of the MLS and US soccer in general, Donovan failed to launch in Europe a couple of times earlier in his career before signing for Everton on loan from LA Galaxy during the MLS off-season back in January 2010.

Many foresaw another water-treading false start, but Donovan bucked the trend – playing 13 times, scoring a couple of decent goals, chipping with some valuable assists and winning the club’s Player of the Month during his seven weeks at Goodison. He left for La La Land a firm fans’ favourite.

He was so impressive in fact that Everton snaffled him back from the Galaxy the following January with similar results. Indeed, they immediately set about trying to sign him permanently in the summer of 2011 – the only problem being that legal tender would have been required to facilitate the transaction and The Toffees, as we know, didn’t have any.

4. Brian McBride – One of if not the toughest cuthbert ever to play in the Premier League. Never the most spry or technically gracious striker, McBride got by by simply putting his all in during every single run-out. In his native parlance, he ‘worked his goddamn butt off damn straight yessiree’.

Such was his style, McBride routinely got battered from pillar to post over the course of a game and never seemed to even so much as throw his hands up in disgust when things didn’t go his way, eventually being made club captain for his on and off-field conduct. Pro.

Fulham’s top brass may have a dubious record when it comes to hero worship, but there’s little wonder that the bar at Craven Cottage is named after him.

3. Tim Howard – Commanding, reflexes of a scalded whippet, hardly ever puts a foot wrong and nigh-on ever-present for Everton during his five years at Goodison (he’s even scored for them for Christ’s sake!); Howard would undoubtedly be the best American goalkeeper to have ever played in the Premier League if it weren’t for this next chap…

2. Brad Friedel – They haven’t half done a fine line in goalkeepers over the past 20 years have they, these Yanks?

After spending the best part of eight years forging his reputation as a ‘Human Wall’ betwixt Blackburn’s sticks (keeping close to a zillion clean sheets when he had hardly any right to!), Friedel is now rightly regarded – I think I’m right in saying – as the finest Yank ‘keeper ever to play in the top tier – a fact cemented by high-falutin’ Tottenham’s willingness to have him ear-marked as their first choice stopper despite him being older than most glaciers.

1. Clint Dempsey – Dempsey is comfortably the most technically-gifted American player to have played in the Premier League and is quickly becoming the accepted face of soccer in the US sporting press – with many of the major news organs now following every minutiae of his progress in England after turning blind or dismissive eyes in the past.

A skillful, adept, creative, goal-scoring, match-winning attacking midfielder who many feel has been playing ‘beneath his level’ (no disrespect to Fulham…okay, a little bit of disrespect to Fulham) for a couple of seasons now – though his efforts this season may put an end to all that jazz, especially if the gathering storm of tabloid rumours are to be believed.

Arsenal, among several other illustrious potential suitors, are said to be keeping tabs on Dempdog Millionaire with designs on having a flutter this summer. Many are willing him to stay at Fulham and continue in the same vein, but could you really blame him for moving on come July?

Honourable mentions: Joe-Max Moore (five goals in five games for Everton followed by 18 months of nada), Cobi Jones (still looks like a female PE teacher to this day), Roy Wegerle (misses the cut by way of not actually being American), Jay DeMerit, Carlos Bocanegra, etc, etc.

Agree/disagree? As always, feel free to let us know…

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  1. Whojo says:

    “Dempsey is comfortably the most technically-gifted player to have played in the Premier League ”

    New fans and American fans could easily mistake that under-clarified sentence.

  2. usrick says:

    Good choices. I’d have ranked some of them differently, but that’s a minor quibble. Nice to see attention being paid to the Yanks who have contributed and are contributing to EPL sides.

    One (admittedly minor) complaint: you couldn’t find a picture of Brad Friedel in action rather than just sitting?

  3. usrick says:

    Also nice to see Hugh Laurie, known to most in the states only as “House, M.D.,” in his former life (not to mention the shirt and headband).

  4. usrick says:

    Chris: Thank you – much better. That dugout photo made him look old – even older than he actually is.

  5. Steve K says:

    “Friedel is now rightly regarded – I think I’m right in saying – as the finest ‘keeper ever to play in the top tier ”

    By who exactly? I think Messrs Schmeichel, Seaman, Cech, Reina etc may have one or two words to say about that….

  6. jon says:

    I love Dempsey. I just want to hug him until he says he’ll never leave.

    Nice to Boca getting a mention as well and of course McGod, the man the legend. What is about the Americans and headed goals? Riddle me that Chris.

  7. gibberish says:

    I think Eric Lichaj is playing well lately, but hes young. Also would have put Keller alot higher but overall good article… albeit mildly insulting. Not sure why sandbagging the entire country is such a popular past time in England, but every time it happens I just think about Robert Greene and I feel better.

  8. Grant says:

    Thanks so much for the list, Chris. Nice to read through. As a Gooner, I’d love to see Deuce in a red shirt with white sleeves next year, and I think 10 million is just about the right price for both teams. If we could somehow bring in Poldi and Dempsey to play alongside RVP, Theo, and the Ox in attack, I’d feel much, much better about our chances to end the trophy drought next year.

  9. Holland, 1945 says:

    As an Evertonian I’d say Landon’s the better player than Dempsey. Sure Clint’s on fire at the moment and is clearly a great player, but for LD has way more in his locker. He didn’t get a goal in his second spell here but he played such a key role creatively, which never reaps as much plaudits are just sticking the ball in the net.

    Although on the flipside I’ve got more admiration for Dempsey in terms of how he’s stayed in a top league to try and improve and test himself, whereas LD’s only had a few cameo appearances.

    P.S. Howard is overrated! He’s a top bloke, a top leader and a top shot-stopper, but he’s not as good as neutrals seem to think. Speaking as someone who watches him every week! Maybe I’ve got a skewed perception of goalkeepers though with memories of Nigel Martyn and Neville Southall still fresh!

  10. Zack Brannighan says:

    “Friedel is now rightly regarded – I think I’m right in saying – as the finest ‘keeper ever to play in the top tier” I think David Seaman and Peter Schmeichel would have something to say about that.

  11. Papi says:

    “older than most glaciers” Hahahahaha

  12. jon says:

    10m right for both teams? You mean right for arsenal? Fulham will never replace his quality for 10m.

  13. syndex says:

    Honerable mention joe max moore please he was bloody awful, he was our worst player when we were a truely awful team.

  14. Happy says:

    Funny how the three goalkeepers sport the same look. Also, don’t hate me, but: I miss Sex God :(

  15. Pete says:

    I expect you’ll see more Americans over on your side of the pond in years to come. Soccer (sorry) is definitely growing in exposure and popularity now, with games so much easier to watch. Of the hundreds of thousands of kids in the youth teams many will follow European soccer and will see that as a goal. Kids might actually see a future in it.

  16. Joe says:

    Haha dream on, Grant. Unlike most players Wenger lusts after, this is someone people have actually heard of and who’s been our top scorer for ages, so closer to 20 would seem fair. He’s scored more this season than 85m worth of Torres and Carroll have put together over the last two, for Deuce sakes. By those maths, we’ll take RVP off you for a fiver, please.

    Would hate to see him go, but wouldn’t deny him a spot at a major team-and rather Arsenal than United, City or Chelsea (god forbid).

    Btw, Holden’s mum is FIT. I think. Any more pics?

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  18. Dick Naylor says:

    I concure, Holden’s mum is well fit.

  19. Jason says:

    Great list mate…next a list of the Aussies thanks!!!

  20. USSpurs says:

    Great list. Friedel best ever in the top tier? Big statement. Any chance Dempsey gets recognition with on of the player of the year awards following the season? Either player voted or media voted?

  21. KingEric7 says:

    I think there’s a correlation of Yank keepers and their ethos of sport over in the US which they basically only play with their hands. I.e. Baseball, Basketball and American Football.

  22. Joey says:

    Reading went down during the 2007/8 season, sorry mate.

  23. Guy says:

    @Jason Straight off the top of my head (and in no particular order):

    Mark Viduka, Harry Kewell, Tim Cahill, Mark Bosnich, Mark Schwarzer, Brett Emerton, Lucas Neill, Stan Lazardis, Craig Moore and Paul Okon.

    Who did I miss? (And please don’t say Robbie Slater!)

  24. Drama says:

    In that video Kasey Keller looked as good as the rest of the US team looked bad

  25. gvb says:

    if you are going to casually stereotype, i recomend:

  26. Jason says:

    Hey Guy,

    Top list with one glaring omission…..Craig Johnson. The first Aussie of prominence in Blighty…remember his goal in the FA cup final- watched as a kid at 1 o’clock in the morning whilst sipping on a hot milo.

    • Geraldo says:

      @Jason – quite apart from the fact that he was born in Johannesburg, Craig Johnson never played in the Premier League.

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