By Vanessa from Kickette.com
Rather than get a bunch of sweaty men to assemble a random bunch of man crushes, Pies asked Vanessa, the editor of Kickette (the online authority on hot footballers), to compile her Top 10 Sexiest Footballers In The World. Take it away, Vanessa…
“Being asked to pick a list of the 10 hottest footballers is a real challenge. There are so many factors at play – their thunder-thigh to bank statement ratio always trips us up, for example. So rather than use our usual lengthy algorithms that take pitch prowess, chin dimples and astrology into consideration, we’ve gone old school and simply selected ten players that we think truly make the best game in the world the most beautiful…”
4. Tim Cahill (Everton) - How do we love Tim Cahill? Let us count the abs. Er, ways. But no, let's focus on the abs. And it's what he wants, really. His team-mates may be shivering like big girls in their multi-layers of evil, skin-masking underarmour but Tim is a real man. And real men need to go shirtless after every. single. match. Bonus points for the tatts.8188461
