By Chris Wright
Yes, it’s all getting a bit faddy but it’s worth remembering that all these celebrity ALS Ice Bucket Challenges doing the rounds at the moment are for a good cause.
And lo, here we’ve cobbled together our Top 10 favourite footballing editions, starting with…
Tim Cahill
Number of f**ks given: zilch…
Ryan Babel
Takes it like a true champ…
Paul Scholes
Still can’t get a soddin’ peep out of him!
Steven Gerrard
Filmed at crotch-level so, y’know, thanks for that Stevie…
Neymar
Challenges Juan Zuniga, of all people! Oh, the delicious irony…
Cristiano Ronaldo
Why not crowbar in a subtle plug for your underwear range while you’re at it?
Mario Balotelli
It seems Mario used boiling water by mistake…
Nigel de Jong
Shit that’s cold…
Gary Neville
If you could sum up the experience in just one word, Gary?
Liam Palmer and Jacques Maghoma (of Sheffield Wednesday)
That ain’t no bucket, that’s a bleedin’ septic tank…
Fine attempts, all – though we do hope people are actually donating to ALS Fund while all this merriment is afoot.
Still, they’ve all got a long way to go before they surpass Bill Gates’ DIY effort…
Well played, Bill!