By Chris Wright
As collated by the ever-brilliant @RAWK_Meltdown Twitter account, which keeps tabs and reposts some of the more ridiculous things uttered by the over-sensitive Liverpool fans over on the ‘Red And White Kop‘ fan forum, here are our favourite bafflingly biased, ridiculously defensive and hilariously one-eyed reactions to Luis Suarez biting a fellow human being…
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Suarez does NOT bite, he sort of grabs hold of his opponents with his teeth
— RAWK Meltdown (@RAWK_Meltdown) June 25, 2014
11.
(Suarez bites Chiellini) It was just a nudge with his head, media frenzy and anti Suarez movement now in overdrive!!!!!!!!!!!!I — RAWK Meltdown (@RAWK_Meltdown) June 25, 2014
10.
(Suarez again) It’s not a bite you self-righteous, knicker-wetting fanny! Get it right, he just pushed his face in with his mouth open.
— RAWK Meltdown (@RAWK_Meltdown) June 25, 2014
9.
(Suarez bites Chiellini) Good. Might make Barca or Real think twice about a bid. He’s our physcopath, fuck off. — RAWK Meltdown (@RAWK_Meltdown) June 24, 2014
8.
(Media criticises Suarez for biting again) Fuck off Adrian Chiles. Just fuck off. Shit stirring ITV at it again. Trial by shit media awaits
— RAWK Meltdown (@RAWK_Meltdown) June 24, 2014
7.
(Suarez bites Chiellini) Biting isn’t very dangerous. I’d rather get bitten than receiving an elbow to the face… — RAWK Meltdown (@RAWK_Meltdown) June 25, 2014
6.
(Suarez bites Chiellini) 30 league goals, he can bite who he wants…
— RAWK Meltdown (@RAWK_Meltdown) June 24, 2014
5.
(Suarez bites Chiellini) Thank christ it happened for Uruguay and not Liverpool. Cos I reckon he’s got it out of his system now. — RAWK Meltdown (@RAWK_Meltdown) June 24, 2014
4.
(Suarez) He’s a wonderful creature. The world is utterly fascinated by the man.
— RAWK Meltdown (@RAWK_Meltdown) June 25, 2014
3.
(Suarez again) Suarez did feck all wrong except challenge an Italian defender. Did he bite him? Did he feck… — RAWK Meltdown (@RAWK_Meltdown) June 25, 2014
2.
(Suarez bites Chiellini) He wears the red shirt and he mustn’t walk alone. — RAWK Meltdown (@RAWK_Meltdown) June 25, 2014
1.
(Suarez bites Chiellini) Strangely,I feel sorry for Suarez. — RAWK Meltdown (@RAWK_Meltdown) June 24, 2014
While we can only hope that not all of them are 100% serious, you’ve got to admire the mental gymnastics on display.