Liverpool: Alberto Moreno Proudly Shows Off Bewildering New ‘Gun-Toting Chimpanzee’ Tattoo (Photo)

Chris Wright

12th, April 2016


By Joseph Viney (@jjviney)


As the old adage goes, a fool and his money are soon parted – and never has it been proven more times over than when it comes to professional footballers.

In this instance, it’s Liverpool’s Spanish full-back Alberto Moreno and the rather hideous new tattoo he proudly showed off on his Instagram account this afternoon.

Pies can only imagine the thought process and conversation with the tattoo artist that led to this monstrous creation seeing the light of day.

Just consider a grown man walking into a tattoo parlour and asking for this mess…

It’s not that the tattoo – inked by Franco Tattoo in Liverpool – is terrible per se, it’s the concept itself that is making our heads burst. What a time to be alive, ladies and gents.

Assuming that is Moreno’s thigh we’re looking at, we can only wonder just what his manager, Jurgen Klopp, thinks of it all.

He’ll probably go out and get one for himself, the wacky sod.

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  1. Jim says:

    Always thought he looked like a cretin.

  2. Ron says:

    Don’t people like this have any decent friends? “Mate…that think is fucking horrible. Don’t get it tattooed on yourself. Don’t.”

  3. Anonymous says:

    What an absolute twat.

  4. James Ronald says:

    Dodgy dodgy choice from Alberto. Franco Tattoo not based in Liverpool, Moreno flies him out from Seville to ruin his skin

  5. The voice of reason says:

    Fucking hell it’s his skin isn’t it? not hurting anybody. Think you lot are cunts and I kinda hope you get killed by ISIS

  6. Eeny says:

    “The voice of reason”… The voice of an internet troll is more fitting.

  7. Dave says:

    @ voice of’re a tit for making that comment. The tatt is shit btw, shows how these guys are totally out of touch with reality that they think it looks good.

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