By Paul Sorene
South Korea 2 – Greece 0. Or as they say in North Korea: “Ah, Mr Kim, tell us about the time Greece beat the South Korean entity 25 – 0 and dedicated the victory to your esteemed wonder.” There were goals by Lee and Park – the Manchester Untied player. We love Park. Why do we love Park? Because we get to sing: “Park, Park, wherever you may be, you eat dogs in your country, It could be worse, you could be a Yank, licking oil in your septic tank.” Keep it topical, lads:
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