The Horror Hair afro is back, folks! Emmanuel Adebayor was featured on Pies a couple of weeks ago, and now we are showcasing the beautifully burgeoning afro of Portsmouth’s Glen Johnson. The England, erm, fringe player probably just pips Adebayor for size, although the Arsenal man’s barnet is small and beautifully formed. Surely it can’t be too long before we have the possibility of a Premier League Jackson Five Shit Lookalike!