By Chris Wright
In which Zizou knocks four past a hapless goalkeeper on Spanish footballing reality show ‘Football Cracks’, then grinds course sea salt into the wounds with a featherlight fifth to cap off a pretty wretched 22 seconds for the young chap between the sticks…
You did not just see a man with one leg on crutches, it was a figment of your imagination.
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