Despite scoring both of his team’s goals on the day, Middlesbrough forward Cristhian Stuani has been forced to apologise in the wake of his side’s 2-1 derby win over Sunderland in the Tees-Wear derby on Sunday afternoon.
The Uruguayan’s apology came in the wake of a dressing room victory photo he shared on Twitter directly after the game in which scantily clad teammate Adam Clayton was spotted… erm, ‘hanging loose’.
Photo: @CristhianStuani/Twitter
The full, clammy, uncensored version is here should you feel the need to feast your eyes on stray teste for some reason.
Anyway, Stuani was mortified (read: completely un-mortified) to learn that Clayton had freed his plums as the photo was taken, immediately assuring fans that the rest of the ‘Boro boys had no part in the aforementioned debauchery.
I am Sorry about the picture , we didnt realize it
— Cristhian Stuani (@CristhianStuani) 21 August 2016
Magical stuff.