Despite scoring both of his team’s goals on the day, Middlesbrough forward Cristhian Stuani has been forced to apologise in the wake of his side’s 2-1 derby win over Sunderland in the Tees-Wear derby on Sunday afternoon.
The Uruguayan’s apology came in the wake of a dressing room victory photo he shared on Twitter directly after the game in which scantily clad teammate Adam Clayton was spotted… erm, ‘hanging loose’.
The full, clammy, uncensored version is here should you feel the need to feast your eyes on stray teste for some reason.
Anyway, Stuani was mortified (read: completely un-mortified) to learn that Clayton had freed his plums as the photo was taken, immediately assuring fans that the rest of the ‘Boro boys had no part in the aforementioned debauchery.
I am Sorry about the picture , we didnt realize it
— Cristhian Stuani (@CristhianStuani) 21 August 2016