Tits. Big pendulous tits.
This was a classic rope-a-dope job by Stoke, but my lovely Spurs only have themselves to blame, as they missed a small army of chances.
So, like I said, tits. Stoke are a solid team and I respect Tony Pulis greatly, but I’d still expect at least a point from this fixture. Spurs had a chance to go four points clear of Arsenal (albeit having played two games more) and, frankly, blew it.
Anyway, enough of my whining. Here – more for Potters fans than Yids – is a high-resolution photo gallery of the match: